U.S. Navy
The worlds most expensive taxi service . 
My two Navy jokes.
#1 - What is the difference between the Navy and the Coast Guard?
There is a minimum height requirement for the Coast Guard, so if the ship sinks they can walk to shore.
(OK more of a CG joke)
#2 - U.S. Submarine service - 120 men go down - 60 couples come up.
(I use to make periscope for the Navy - Ex-Army my self)
That is all.
All you grunts and GI's can go f..k yerselfs...
Spoken as the youngest squid from a family of squids with 42 years of active duty service...
Ain't a homo in the bunch...five kids, three grandkids...several dogs and a couple of cats... NO HOMOS!

RTFM,
It sounds like we hit a nerve .

2 Marines, my Dad and I, and 1 soldier, my cousin, from a family that has been either in the Navy, or employed at the Naval Ship Yard since the 1890's .
