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Re: "Don't Talk To The Cops!"
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2008, 10:12:22 PM »
Q: What is the problem with lawyer jokes?

A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
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Re: "Don't Talk To The Cops!"
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2008, 10:23:39 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3YpdMxrIXg&NR=1

Its Friday, I couldn't help it, been a long week,..

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Re: "Don't Talk To The Cops!"
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2008, 08:17:14 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 20, 2008, 08:54:38 PM
Thats not quite true, there was a lawyer bit by a shark a couple years ago in Ca. The lawyer survived with minor injuries. The shark's condition was not reported.

What settlement did the lawyer get out of the shark for inflicting physical and emotional damage?  ;D
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Re: "Don't Talk To The Cops!"
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2008, 08:18:59 AM »
Quote from: Ocin on June 21, 2008, 08:17:14 AM
What settlement did the lawyer get out of the shark for inflicting physical and emotional damage?  ;D

I don't know but I think the shark called the poison control center ;D
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Re: "Don't Talk To The Cops!"
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2008, 07:03:41 AM »
Quote from: Dharmaeye on June 20, 2008, 09:38:02 PM
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Re: "Don't Talk To The Cops!"
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2008, 01:32:33 PM »
Why do lawyers wear neckties?
It keeps the foreskin from rolling up over their faces.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

Did you know that 98% of lawyers give the rest a bad name?
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