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Didn't know?
« on: August 08, 2008, 09:31:37 AM »
Stoped to get gass this morning on my way to work and went inside to get a cup of coffee and was told, ( are you trying to be a smart ass).  ???  You see I was wearing a tie shirt from Primos hunting calls, that says "Speak the Language".
At first I wasn't sure what I did . Then she pointed at my shirt. My first thought was to show her that she was #1 with that one finger :o :o. But instead, I said, no speak a eenglish :D
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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 09:39:41 AM »
Stoped to get gass this morning on my way to work and went inside to get a cup of coffee and was told, ( are you trying to be a smart ass).  ???  You see I was wearing a tie shirt from Primos hunting calls, that says "Speak the Language".
At first I wasn't sure what I did . Then she pointed at my shirt. My first thought was to show her that she was #1 with that one finger :o :o. But instead, I said, no speak a eenglish :D

From what I've heard from Greeley locals, them's fightin' words in your neck of the woods what with all the Mexicans who've emigrated there for the jobs in the packing plants and whatnot.

Good double entendre, though, I like it.
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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 07:34:50 PM »
My favorite gunsmith has a stamp that says "SPEAK ENGLISH" in large, bold letters.
He stamped all the 1s, 5s, 10s and 20s he had in the shop....then I stamped all of mine.   ;D
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 07:57:55 PM »
My favorite gunsmith has a stamp that says "SPEAK ENGLISH" in large, bold letters.
He stamped all the 1s, 5s, 10s and 20s he had in the shop....then I stamped all of mine.   ;D
Where can I get this stamp?

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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 08:06:03 PM »
This is America, speak English or go home !
If this offends people I come in contact with I tell them tough sh!t. But then I'm trying to quit smoking so I have more than enough insanity in my eyes to end a situation right there ;D

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Re: Didn't know?
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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 09:06:21 PM »
My favorite gunsmith has a stamp that says "SPEAK ENGLISH" in large, bold letters.
He stamped all the 1s, 5s, 10s and 20s he had in the shop....then I stamped all of mine.   ;D

Need one here too....
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It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2008, 09:12:48 PM »
If this offends people I come in contact with I tell them tough sh!t. But then I'm trying to quit smoking so I have more than enough insanity in my eyes to end a situation right there Grin

Good Luck!,,, in the Stop Smoking campaign, If you succeed, I will too......long overdue, and the money I save will buy more ammo. ;D

Don't flip out on some hapless idiot, and good luck.
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Col. Jeff Cooper.

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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2008, 09:25:52 PM »
This is America, speak English or go home !
If this offends people I come in contact with I tell them tough sh!t. But then I'm trying to quit smoking so I have more than enough insanity in my eyes to end a situation right there ;D

Ahhhhh ... Nicotine deprivation ... man's answer to PMS  ;)

I did fine with cigarettes, but cigars is a whole nother thing.  Can't do it, but then again I don't really want to.
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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 09:39:06 PM »
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Re: Didn't know?
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2008, 12:28:55 AM »
Do a search for self inking stamps or custom stamps and get one that fits your price range.
I don't have a particular company name. Sorry! Many will make a stamp with whatever you want on it as long as they get paid.  :D


Tom, I used the prescription Chantix to quit smoking.
It is not without side effects but it does work.
Side effects that I had were some insomnia, REALLY vivid, often strange dreams and after about a month or so, some muscle soreness.  The dreams were for the most part, entertaining. The soreness sucked and I immediatly quit the Rx. Didn't matter, I had already quit smoking.   
Good luck!
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.

 

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