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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 09:00:27 AM »
I like it ALL.... :)
BBQ is your friend...... ;D
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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 11:03:25 AM »
Quote from: twyacht on August 15, 2008, 09:24:59 PM
As a NC resident, I would have to concur with their most professional review of a true Southern tradition.  ;)

Any of you guys want to come down to Southeastern NC, and prove me wrong, I've got an extra couple rooms, and will send you home as fat and happy as one can get.

Takes about 8 to 14 hours to get it right. But it's well worth it.

It's not an an ancient Chinese secret, just a Carolina state of mind,... ;)


You said that right.
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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 04:53:08 AM »
When one of my friends figured out how to barbeque bratwurst he was one happy camper. Literally. We were camping at the time, and he was ecstatic about how much better they were barbequed instead of just grilled. No barbeque sauce on them either. Barbeque is a method of cooking that has nothing to do with sauces. I'm from Michigan and can't get much less southern, but I know that.
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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 02:37:26 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on August 21, 2008, 04:53:08 AM
When one of my friends figured out how to barbeque bratwurst he was one happy camper. Literally. We were camping at the time, and he was ecstatic about how much better they were barbequed instead of just grilled. No barbeque sauce on them either. Barbeque is a method of cooking that has nothing to do with sauces. I'm from Michigan and can't get much less southern, but I know that.

I talked to a fellow at "The Big Pig Jig" (a big BBQ cookoff in middle Ga.) and asked him what the different terms meant.

He said:
Grilling= high heat, no lid on the grill, super fast cooking.
Barbequeing= medium heat, with the lid down, medium to fast cooking.
Smoking= low heat, lid down ("if you lookin', you ain't cookin') long term, all day, super slow cooking (called "low 'n slow").

I personally like method three, slow smokin'....leaves a lot of beer time while sitting at the grill.
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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 01:43:28 AM »
I considered barbeque to be "low and slow" and used the same EXACT term when talking to my friends. I never really thought about "smoking" as meaning anything outside of a smokehouse (or a smoker). And grilling is hot and fast. I don't know the proper term for having a bunch of coals in a pit and burying everything but it's probably the best way to have tender juicy meat. I heard that some specialty stores sell banana leaves as wrappers for cooking that way. It's better than Dutch oven cooking and you can go hunting while your whole meal cooks.
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Re: Red Neck Humor
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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2008, 02:55:23 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on August 22, 2008, 01:43:28 AM
I considered barbeque to be "low and slow" and used the same EXACT term when talking to my friends. I never really thought about "smoking" as meaning anything outside of a smokehouse (or a smoker). And grilling is hot and fast. I don't know the proper term for having a bunch of coals in a pit and burying everything but it's probably the best way to have tender juicy meat. I heard that some specialty stores sell banana leaves as wrappers for cooking that way. It's better than Dutch oven cooking and you can go hunting while your whole meal cooks.

I have had many a meal cooked this way while on hunting trips. It's a very efficient way to cook. All you need is heavy aluminum foil and some coals.
I've been told, by those more learned than I, that smoking requires less than 200 degree temp and little or no flame, just coals from good hardwoods.

I like it ALL.... ;D
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2008, 11:37:57 AM »
Instead of starting a new 'redneck' thread, I'll just post this here.

Redneck Carnival Ride:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYF-3R47_VU

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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2008, 11:52:36 AM »
My opinion (note that I did not say "in my humble opinion" because that would imply I care about others, and I rely do give a damn what most of you think ;)), it ain't a good bbq unless you bury the pig with hot coals and rocks in the morning, and sometime after sunset you have a bunch of drunks crawling around the yard feeling for the warm spot.
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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2008, 12:58:55 PM »
Quote from: m58 on September 12, 2008, 11:52:36 AM
My opinion (note that I did not say "in my humble opinion" because that would imply I care about others, and I rely do give a damn what most of you think ;)), it ain't a good bbq unless you bury the pig with hot coals and rocks in the morning, and sometime after sunset you have a bunch of drunks crawling around the yard feeling for the warm spot.

We tried this approach once with a goat (no jokes please)......got too drunk........never did find that goat......... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Red Neck Humor
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2008, 02:14:41 PM »
Quote from: m58 on September 12, 2008, 11:52:36 AM
My opinion (note that I did not say "in my humble opinion" because that would imply I care about others, and I rely do give a damn what most of you think ;)), it ain't a good bbq unless you bury the pig with hot coals and rocks in the morning, and sometime after sunset you have a bunch of drunks crawling around the yard feeling for the warm spot.

+1  Had some friends from the Philippines who cooked them that way.  Pulling guard duty to make sure the pig did not dig its self out and run away was a very important assignment. That always called for plenty of "ammo".
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