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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2017, 08:33:39 AM »
Quote from: TAB on November 02, 2017, 08:30:52 AM
After the tro court date.

good point....
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2017, 10:27:52 PM »
Quote from: TAB on November 02, 2017, 06:41:40 AM
  welded wire.

Oh. We had that all the way around the yard when I was a kid. It lasted a long time but was eventually replaced by a chain link fence that's still there. When you think it's okay to talk about this case I'll be here waiting to hear it.

What do you call a thousand lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2017, 06:17:19 AM »
Why don't sharks bite lawyers?  Professional courtesy.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2017, 07:00:15 AM »
 Two Florida alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids ... I just don't get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hmmmm. How do you catch'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase."
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2017, 06:00:53 PM »
just a little teaser.  Oregon State Bar Association has suspended their license till December 1st.  which is the t r o hearing date.

looks like this will be a lawyer number three I've gotten disbarred.  at that time all information including the orders of protectionand his farm that will be public knowledge.  that's when I'll start posting stuff
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2017, 09:19:39 AM »
What's a "TRO Hearing"?
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2017, 11:49:16 AM »
Temporary restraining order.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2017, 12:48:05 PM »
Ahh!  :D
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2017, 06:15:33 AM »
Quote from: TAB on November 08, 2017, 06:00:53 PM
just a little teaser.  Oregon State Bar Association has suspended their license till December 1st.  which is the t r o hearing date.

looks like this will be a lawyer number three I've gotten disbarred.  at that time all information including the orders of protectionand his farm that will be public knowledge.  that's when I'll start posting stuff

Good deal Tab.  Lawyers have long thought themselves as our Lord & Masters.  I like it when they get put back a bit....though they really have to screw up terribly bad for anything to stick.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2017, 09:27:02 AM »
Quote from: Rastus on November 14, 2017, 06:15:33 AM
Good deal Tab.  Lawyers have long thought themselves as our Lord & Masters.  I like it when they get put back a bit....though they really have to screw up terribly bad for anything to stick.

Or have someone like TAB on hand that will fight tooth and nail...
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