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fightingquaker13

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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2009, 06:55:28 PM »
You know, one of the perks of living in South Florida is that I can top all this without even bothering to go to the net. About 8 months ago in Palm Beach County, our hero, is released from the couny jail after serving thirty days for a misdeamenor. As the jail was a good eight miles from his home, and our hero being without transportation, he decides to accquire some. Naturally attempting a carjacking in the jail parking lot was the logical choice. He attacked a secretary who was parking her car. He was stopped by the sound of a .357 being cocked (and I'm really not making this up) by a volunteer chaplain at the jail. Definately an Old Testament kind of guy. ;D Total time from release to rearrest-18 minutes. His excuse, "I was tired and it was a long walk." Even his fellow inmates must have been laughing at this yahoo.
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2009, 10:46:40 PM »
Sounds like most of these stories should be on "The Onion".  :)
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2009, 07:43:13 AM »
Quote from: Ping on March 27, 2009, 10:46:40 PM
Sounds like most of these stories should be on "The Onion".  :)

Sadly, all of my Stupid Criminals are for real. Jim Morrison said it all - "people are strange..."
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2009, 08:53:51 AM »
Does kind of make you wonder if we should adjust the pay scale for DAs. I mean c'mon, how hard is it to put some of these guys away? ;D
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2009, 01:13:43 PM »
You know how the add severity and time to an crime that is categorized as "aggravated" you get months for assault, years for "aggravated assault". They should do the same thing with "stupid"  ;D
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #45 on: Today at 01:54:37 AM »
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2009, 03:54:24 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on March 28, 2009, 01:13:43 PM
You know how the add severity and time to an crime that is categorized as "aggravated" you get months for assault, years for "aggravated assault". They should do the same thing with "stupid"  ;D

I know some folks who could be sent up the river for 'aggravated stupid'......... ;D

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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2009, 09:54:02 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 28, 2009, 03:54:24 PM
I know some folks who could be sent up the river for 'aggravated stupid'......... ;D




It's a pity that stupidity isn't painful.  And did you ever notice that idiots seem to come in swarms?
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2009, 02:38:02 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on March 29, 2009, 09:54:02 AM

It's a pity that stupidity isn't painful.  And did you ever notice that idiots seem to come in swarms?

My father always said, "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."     :o   

Sadly........He was right.
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2009, 04:59:51 PM »
Stupid people in large groups elect all our politicians.
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Re: Really Stupid Criminal Tricks
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2009, 05:26:05 PM »
Don't go stupid places. Don't hang out with stupid people. Don't do stupid things.
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Old Chinese Proverb: "Stupid friends are dangerous."

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