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Timothy

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Cellphone terrors
« on: January 19, 2021, 04:48:01 PM »
Ever have a day where are you just wanna take the cell phones out of the peoples hands talking on them while they’re driving and figure out a way to shove them so far up their asses they will never find them again?

Discuss..,

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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2021, 06:41:47 PM »
Every single time I leave the yard.
I definitely have a strong opinion against distracted driving...and cell phones top the list.
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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2021, 08:51:44 PM »
Let's add to that those who use them at the mall/store/football game/movies/etc.
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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2021, 07:16:18 AM »
Let's add to that those who use them at the mall/store/football game/movies/etc.

Yep.

I told someone a while ago after sitting and watching mall shoppers that people walking around with phones in front of their faces were the true zombie apocalypse.
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2021, 05:42:24 PM »
Spent the day in downtown Boston wishing I had on of those dart guns George Carlin talked about...some jerk cuts ya off, shoot his bumper with a suction cup dart!

When the jerk gets ten darts, the cops give ‘em a ticket for being an asshole!

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Re: Cellphone terrors
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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2021, 05:56:45 PM »
Spent the day in downtown Boston wishing I had on of those dart guns George Carlin talked about...some jerk cuts ya off, shoot his bumper with a suction cup dart!

When the jerk gets ten darts, the cops give ‘em a ticket for being an asshole!

I don't think I ever heard that one before but I like it. The guy slightly ahead of me and one lane to the left was hit broadside by a woman on a cellphone who thought she had a green light. I t probably was green the last time she looked up from her phone, but the light changed and we were going through the intersection.

P.S. I heard some comedian ask, why do people from Boston all sound like they have Down's Syndrome? I thought it was unfair to people with Down's Syndrome to compare them to people from Bahston.
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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2021, 09:10:24 AM »
Ever have a day where are you just wanna take the cell phones out of the peoples hands talking on them while they’re driving and figure out a way to shove them so far up their asses they will never find them again?

Discuss..,

Frequently.
Crosswalks are usually involved.
How about reading a news paper ?
Applying make up ?
My favorite was changing clothes, somebody had fun THAT night judging by the undies.
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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2021, 11:28:58 AM »
Frequently.
Crosswalks are usually involved.
How about reading a news paper ?
Applying make up ?
My favorite was changing clothes, somebody had fun THAT night judging by the undies.
( I can't spell langerie, don't judge me.   ;D  )

How 'bout the woman that got arrested for shaving her privates while driving down the road in Florida years ago.
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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2021, 12:55:33 PM »
Both of my cars will pair both of my cellphones by just bringing them inside the vehicle. You can then call hands off with voice activation. My wife keeps hers in her purse, so it "automatically" goes wherever she does. I never take mine with me around town. Only if I'm going on a trip out of town. At home I only use my landline.

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Re: Cellphone terrors
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2021, 04:48:58 PM »
I use to spend at least 10 hours a day on the phone.  I don't miss it at all.
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