Annual "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" ARRRRRRRR

[Hazcat]

Avast me hearties!  Tis upon us again, the Annual Talk Like A Pirate Day! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

So grab your blunderbuss ye lillylivered landlubbers and away with ye! ARRRRRRRR!!

[shooter32]

shiver me timbers.
Time for our modern day pirate "deepwater" to add to this one..

[ericire12]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!



Ok, this is retarded...... but I do like the idea that on boats they call a cannon a gun.

[jaybet]

ARRRRRR Ye scurvy dogs (and cats)
I'll meet ye all down a Davy Jone's Locker for some Rum and wenches.

[Hazcat]

Pass the grog ya scurvy dog!

[Sponsor]

[RTFM]

As you can plainly see from me sig, Talk Like a Pirate Day be upon us. It's stupid, needless, pointless, silly, juvenile, and completely uncalled for, so o' course I've been pimpin' it for a week smile.gif Some advice t' make this "Talk Like a Pirate Day" your best one yet!

FIRST, you will need a pirate name!
http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi


So says RTFM, AKA: Sir Davey the Wicked


Then, you will need t' proper technology t' integrate your pirate-speak into your modern life:





Next: What kind o' a pirate be you?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html

(I be a Quartermaster!)
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/quartermaster.html


You will need some jokes t' tell 'round t' grog-bucket:

Why couldn't t' little pirate see t' movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRRRR!!!!

How do pirates know that they be pirates?
They think, tharfore they ARRRR!!!!!

Why does it take pirates so long t' learn t' alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

A pirate walks into a bar wearin' a paper towel on his head. He sits down at t' bar and orders some dirty rum. T' bartender asks, "Why be you wearin' a paper towel?" "Arrr..." says t' pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!

Where do pirates like t' eat?
Arrrr...bees.

What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!


Here be some pickup lines for seducin' t' wenches:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger be so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Aye, that be a hornpipe in me pocket and I be happy t' see you.
6. I'd love t' drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me six pounder through your porthole?
4. How'd you like t' scrape t' barnacles off o' me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well, blow me down?

And t' number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare t' be boarded!

Bonus Pickup Lines:
Wanna shiver me timbers?
That’s t' finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eaye on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.

Happy "Talk Like A Pirate Day", me hearties!


Arrrr just for you Capins out tharrrr here is yer own pirate ship to drive.

Cursed Winds matie < < < Clicky clicky to play the game

or the original game

Treasure of Cutlass Reef< < < Clicky clicky to play the game

[Hazcat]

What an ARRRRRRRRR-tful post!

[ismram]

ARRRRRRRR! Tie that scurvy "Gun Grabber" to the Yardarms and give'm 20 lashes!!!!!

[ericire12]

Here be some pickup lines for seducin' t' wenches:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger be so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Aye, that be a hornpipe in me pocket and I be happy t' see you.
6. I'd love t' drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me six pounder through your porthole?
4. How'd you like t' scrape t' barnacles off o' me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well, blow me down?

And t' number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare t' be boarded!

Comment of the day award!

[jnevis]

Heave to and prepare to be boarded!!!