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Jim Kennedy-ar154me

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I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« on: June 12, 2025, 03:37:13 PM »
Never fight with a zero-turn mower. They ALWAYS win~
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2025, 05:31:12 PM »
I hope that’s not you. 
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2025, 05:57:44 PM »
What Alf said. What the h***? I've cracked my ribs a couple of times and it wasn't too bad. It only hurt when I breathed. I never broke them clean in half like that. OUCH!!!
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2025, 10:20:11 PM »
Yes I hope that is not you.
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2025, 12:01:13 PM »
OUCH!!!
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2025, 01:30:46 PM »
Quote from: alfsauve on June 12, 2025, 05:31:12 PM
I hope that’s not you.

It is. I am just now able to use my left side again!
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2025, 04:06:13 PM »
Awww...dude.  Ouch.  Son-of-a-gun.  Dang it.  Crap.  It hurts me to look at that pic. 

I am glad to hear you have some mobility now.  Any permanent damage?
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2025, 10:09:23 AM »
Quote from: Rastus on June 23, 2025, 04:06:13 PM
Awww...dude.  Ouch.  Son-of-a-gun.  Dang it.  Crap.  It hurts me to look at that pic. 

I am glad to hear you have some mobility now.  Any permanent damage?

Nothing permanent that I know of. I just learned to NEVER enter a lawn mower rodeo. I remember a lot about it right up to the point where they FINALLY gave me some Dilaudid. After that, the next thing I remember is lying in a hospital bed.

I'm sure the barrel roll I took looked like fun to anyone watching. Zero-turn mowers don't do that well.

;^)  (It only hurts when I laugh)

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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2025, 10:17:46 AM »
Get well soon, Jim. That's an order, not a request. :)
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Re: I fought the lawn (mower) and the lawn won!
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2025, 10:44:38 AM »
Did you go sideways on a slope, or head first down hill?
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