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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #60 on: October 22, 2008, 11:05:18 PM »
Cone heads 2, the March for Obama?
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #61 on: October 23, 2008, 12:11:10 AM »
I always figured you need some kind of disability to join the Klan but thought it was mental, not physical.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #62 on: October 23, 2008, 05:34:19 AM »
Ok, we have to end this guys! Sorry M'ette, but it has been proven mathematically that women are indeed evil. Here is the mathematican equasion:

To prove is wether Women are Evil: W=E

First: Women require Time and Money: W=T*M

Second: Time is Money: T=M

This leads to: W=M*M=M^2

We also know: Money is the root of all Evil: M=√E

We have already established: W=M^2=√E*√E=E

Hence: W=E

Women are Evil.

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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #63 on: October 23, 2008, 06:16:04 AM »
That's funny! That's the littlest dude from Remulac I've ever seen. I didn't know they came that small- they could hide almost anywhere...like inside a tree?
I think we should add a second layer to the tin liners in our tinfoil hats.
Wait a minute...Ocin proved women are evil...you always see them carrying around these little dudes...
I see where you're going with this, TAB- thank God we have someone with the wherewithal to tie this together for us.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #64 on: October 23, 2008, 06:50:25 PM »
Hey guys, I think were in BIG trouble.  M'ette has been too quiet for too long.  I'm afraid she really has something up her sleeve for us.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #65 on: October 23, 2008, 07:30:46 PM »
After blazing through 7 pages of posts, with Christmas coming there are a few members that are getting COAL!

Ballet dancing through a mine field usually yields the same result.  What's the phrase?

Hell Hath No Fury,...Like A Woman's Scorn.... Teddy Roosevelt comes to mind "Speak softly, and be accurate with the shovel,...." ::)

My wife still hates the fact, and reminds me often, that I buy too much ammo (is that even possible?). 8)

Plus with Marshal'ette, the treats are over,.... Watch out.

Happy Halloween
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #66 on: October 23, 2008, 08:48:22 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on October 23, 2008, 07:30:46 PM
After blazing through 7 pages of posts, with Christmas coming there are a few members that are getting COAL!

Ballet dancing through a mine field usually yields the same result.  What's the phrase?

Hell Hath No Fury,...Like A Woman's Scorn.... Teddy Roosevelt comes to mind "Speak softly, and be accurate with the shovel,...." ::)

My wife still hates the fact, and reminds me often, that I buy too much ammo (is that even possible?). 8)

Plus with Marshal'ette, the treats are over,.... Watch out.

Happy Halloween

We are getting Christmas presents? SWEET! Jay already got an M&P9. I cant wait to see what I get  :)
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #67 on: October 23, 2008, 10:03:20 PM »
 8) looks like some of us will need to take lessons on damage control
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #68 on: October 23, 2008, 10:13:05 PM »
You can't wait  to see what you get??!!?? Really now.........
hmmmmmmmmm  lets see.. YOU started this thread so I am sure I will think of something veeeery appropriate.

And I have been quiet because I have been busy working.  Massages.. videos... bookwork... grandkids... domestic duties....all those things that "evil women"  ::) have to do.

 ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #69 on: October 23, 2008, 11:38:31 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 23, 2008, 10:13:05 PM
You can't wait  to see what you get??!!?? Really now.........
hmmmmmmmmm  lets see.. YOU started this thread so I am sure I will think of something veeeery appropriate.

And I have been quiet because I have been busy working.  Massages.. videos... bookwork... grandkids... domestic duties....all those things that "evil women"  ::) have to do.

 ;D


This is what I want for Xmas...




If you get it for me, I pormise I'll be good...   ;D
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