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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2008, 04:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on November 16, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
uuhhhmmmm.. I was in college............... ;)

Majoring in ethanol consuption?  ;)
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2008, 02:51:20 AM »
Quote from: twyacht on November 15, 2008, 08:01:18 AM





Niiice. A bad brunette babe in black with a bottle of Beam.  ;D 
That's what I'm drinking right now except mine is mixed with Vernors.
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2008, 02:59:50 AM »
You know you're drunk when...

You stagger so bad you fall off of the road and land head first in a ditch full of liquid manure.

You get kicked out of... not a town or a state... or even a country... but a whole continent and told not to come back.

You get court martialed just weeks before you would have gotten an honorable discharge, then kicked out of the army.

You get 7 tickets in one accident... and no other vehicles were involved.

Your IQ has dropped more than 25 points. Permanently!
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2008, 07:03:05 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on November 17, 2008, 02:51:20 AM
Niiice. A bad brunette babe in black with a bottle of Beam.  ;D 
That's what I'm drinking right now except mine is mixed with Vernors.

Vernors! Damn, you know you're from MI when you're drinking Vernors!

Love Vernor's, haven't had it in years, though. My grandmother got me hooked when I was a kid. She was from the NE part of Ohio and it was a part of life there too.

And did you have a rough night, to be drinking JB at 8 in the morning???   ;)
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2008, 08:53:49 AM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on November 17, 2008, 07:03:05 AM
Vernors! Damn, you know you're from MI when you're drinking Vernors!

Love Vernor's, haven't had it in years, though. My grandmother got me hooked when I was a kid. She was from the NE part of Ohio and it was a part of life there too.

And did you have a rough night, to be drinking JB at 8 in the morning???   ;)

Not a rough night, but I couldn't sleep and I'm still up. A typical night.

Sounds like you need a CARE package. America's first soft drink is hard to beat. A local burger chain serves Boston Coolers too (an ice cream soda made from Vernors and vanilla ice cream). Tons of Vernors gets shipped to other states when people move and miss it, mostly to Florida when they retire. Kogel's Viennas too. It's the prefered hotdog of millions here in the state that invented coney island restaurants. It's funny when people come back to Michigan to visit. They have to get coneys at their favorite place, and they drive home with their cars packed full of pop and weiners.
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2008, 11:55:42 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on November 17, 2008, 08:53:49 AM
It's funny when people come back to Michigan to visit. They have to get coneys at their favorite place, and they drive home with their cars packed full of pop and weiners.

Smugglin' weiners, hehehe!   ;D  I wonder what the fine is for trafficking hotdogs. 
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2008, 02:40:37 PM »
Quote from: SwoopSJ on November 17, 2008, 11:55:42 AM
Smugglin' weiners, hehehe!   ;D  I wonder what the fine is for trafficking hotdogs. 


Maybe you should ask JumboFrank!   ;D
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Re: You know you're drunk when...
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2008, 07:00:27 PM »
Smuggling weiners is easy. All you have to do is hide the sausage.  :o

You know you're drunk when you have to lean one shoulder on the wall as you walk down the hallway.
You know you're drunk, repeatedly, when you've actually worn the paint off the wall with your shoulder. (Fort Polk, LA)
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THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher
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