Author Topic: Make her lust after your Whopper  (Read 6034 times)

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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2008, 05:41:08 PM »
That guinea pig's name is Ian Orifice. That almost sounds like a question. Is 'e an orifice? Darn tootin'.

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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2008, 09:53:18 PM »
Girl at work has been telling me for months that I would make a fortune if I marketed a perfume that was Hoppe's 9 and alcohol.

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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2008, 09:06:47 AM »
I would think that any mens cologne named Hoppes #9 would sell very well at places like Bass Pro and Cabelas
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2008, 09:15:22 AM »
CNN has nothing better to do then cover this story. Says it smells like gasoline:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdcuSLv5Sw

So does the beef patty in a Whopper as it cools down. 
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2008, 09:17:59 AM »
That guinea pig's name is Ian Orifice. That almost sounds like a question. Is 'e an orifice? Darn tootin'.

REAL men wear Hoppe's No. 9.

Sometimes not on purpose.  ;D  Anyone that tells you the smell dissipates quickly  never spilled a bottle on the carpet.
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2008, 09:44:23 AM »
I would think that any mens cologne named Hoppes #9 would sell very well at places like Bass Pro and Cabelas

I don't know about a cologne ... unless your name is Marshal  ;)   However, a perfume of that scent would get a woman more pursuit than she wold handle  ;D
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