It wouldn't be so bad if they let ME write it :
Article 1
Clause 1 This is a Judeo/Christian culture, We will allow you to practice any religion that does not advocate the slaughter of all who disagree with you, if you don't like OUR culture that's just to bad.
Clause 2 Public speakers and news media are free to say anything they can prove. There is no such thing as freedom of expression, Destroying or defacing national icons or emblems is punishable by death.
Clause 3 Citizens have the right to peaceably assemble, and to petition for redress of legitimate grievances.
Amendment 2,
Clause 1 Because the servants of the people some times need to be beaten for their despicable conduct and inflated self opinion, All citizens will own as many of whatever types of fire arms as they may desire.
Clause 2 Any attempt by local, State or Federal officials to regulate the possession or ownership of arms (meaning any type of weapon Not including weapons of mass destruction) or ammunition (meaning anything needed to make them function ) shall constitute prima facia evidence of treason. Those who propose such regulation shall be instantly removed from office and held in a mental health facility pending their sentence of death.
What do you think ?