"My canoe just tipped over while hunting and ALL my guns fell in the lake!"
"I tripped and broke the stock off that gun, so I threw it in the garbage."
"When we moved I forgot it in our old house."
"My dog ate it."
OKAY let's go over this again. IF YOU LIE, you will be prosecuted. Do not make up stories. Many of those prosecuted on the federal level are for false statements not for the original wrongdoing. 4473 prosecutions are for falsifying federal forms, not for gun running or gun trafficking.
REPEAT AFTER ME. DO NOT TALK TO THE POLICE. DO NOT MAKE UP STORIES.
If "they" come for your guns, say I need to talk to a lawyer.
If they have a search warrant, invite them in. Open any cabinet, closet or safe they want to look inside.
After searching and they can't find what they want, say, "I NEED TO TALK TO A LAWYER."
Do not volunteer any info. Don't make up any stories. Don't get talkative.
Let's practice
POLICE ASK --- YOUR RESPONSE IS
Can we come in --- I would like to talk to a lawyer
Do you have any guns? --- I would like to talk to a lawyer
We have a list, where are they? --- I would like to talk to a lawyer
You are required by law to show us your guns --- I would like to talk to a lawyer
Come on now, where did you bury them? --- I would like to talk to a lawyer
We'll find them anyway. --- I would like to talk to a lawyer
Betcha $20 I know where they are. --- I would like to talk to a lawyer
We can haul you in for not cooperating -- I would like to talk to a lawyer
