Time to "loose" all your guns. They're trying again.

[Thanos]

Cerebrus? The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell. Why am I somehow not filled with warm fuzzies? I mean jeesh, you'd think the PR folks would at least try!
fightingquaker13

It is a big hedge fund, I am cool with huge companies that make a lot of money buying politicians. As long as they are the companies I like.

Maybe I should get an internship with them

[Badgersmilk]

"intern"...  I believe in Cerberus hierarchry that position is "Minion"!

[Thanos]

"intern"...  I believe in Cerberus hierarchry that position is "Minion"!

That is UNPAID minon to you! Thank you very much.
Minon to the rich and powerful is better than manager to the poor and stupid.

[fightingquaker13]

That is UNPAID minon to you! Thank you very much.
Minon to the rich and powerful is better than manager to the poor and stupid.

Tell that to Madoff, although he did go for the rich and stupid.
fightigquaker13

[Rob10ring]

Outside california I cant see proposing something like that being good for any political career...  What are they thinking?!?

Man, you got that right! The newest initiative from the whackos here is that because gays can't have marriage, they want to turn everyone's marriages into "civil unions." Effectively, this would make it so there are no married people in Californication. At least in the Red County (the OC), our County supervisors voted to stop funding for Planned Parenthood.

As for Cerberus owning everything. It's kind of scary that they are named after the 3-headed lap dog for hades. I thought hell's 3-headed dog was the Obama-Pelosi-Reid.

[Sponsor]

[tombogan03884]

I checked WIKIPEDIA, founder 47 year old Steve Feinberg, Princeton , Capt of tennis team, ROTC, Few friends"Very Private person, Started with Drexel Burnham Republican, Hunter, Chairman is John W. Snow George W.'s second treasury secretary, Former VP Dan Quayle runs one of its international investment units. Feinberg has said he regrets the name but it seemed like a good Idea at the time (that statement is usually the kiss of death for my bright ideas) seems to own half the free world , MCI, 51% of GMAC, Parent co. of air Canada, Long list, half a billion here half a billion there, The firearms investments are coming from his couch cushions.Lives on Manhattens Upper east side , drives a pickup truck ,never gives interviews, Just a regular guy with a wife a 3 daughters who deals in hundreds of millions of dollars. Donald Rumsfeld is a client, Check out the company websight at cerberuscapital.com. This guy could Bixxh slap Bloomberg. No word on goals or objectives beyond making money though. The facts he lives like a regular wage slave and is a hunter are promising though, maybe he just wants to shoot some AR's

[tombogan03884]

 All of you people Worried about "Cerberus" being the "guard dog of Hades" need to remember that your basically Christian concepts don't have anything to do with it. Hades was the "Underworld" of Greek mythology where ALL the dead went ,regardless of their conduct in life, and pretty much just continued their earthly pursuits until they "faded" from memory.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus
http://www.cerberuscapital.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus_Capital_Management

[Badgersmilk]

"Very Private person".  Hey, give the poor guy a break!  Its hard to invite over your new buddies from the gun club when you've gotta keep trying to explain the giant pentagrams on the floors and the statues with bloody goats heads in every room!  Heck, what do you tell the guy who walks into your bedroom by mistake and finds the sacrificial alter?!?  Before Steve knows it he gets all stressed out and his head starts spinning around like the kid in Excorcist and he's spraying puke all over like a sprinkler! 



In reality, he's one SCARY powerfull dude!!!  I sure hope he's buying up the gun companies for reasons that will benefit the people!!!

Sure like to go through those couch cushions one day, if I had a priest with me for protection!

[Thanos]

Tell that to Madoff, although he did go for the rich and stupid.
fightigquaker13

And do you want to be any of his clients managers? I don't think so. He can still pay his bills, his investsors got hosed.

[tombogan03884]

"Very Private person".  Hey, give the poor guy a break!  Its hard to invite over your new buddies from the gun club when you've gotta keep trying to explain the giant pentagrams on the floors and the statues with bloody goats heads in every room!  Heck, what do you tell the guy who walks into your bedroom by mistake and finds the sacrificial alter?!?  Before Steve knows it he gets all stressed out and his head starts spinning around like the kid in Excorcist and he's spraying puke all over like a sprinkler! 



In reality, he's one SCARY powerfull dude!!!  I sure hope he's buying up the gun companies for reasons that will benefit the people!!!

Sure like to go through those couch cushions one day, if I had a priest with me for protection!

                                   The gun industry purchases WERE his couch cushion money.