As Homer Simpson put it, "America's Wang". (For the grammar-philes out there, Wang is capitalized because it's America's). I currently reside in Berkley East or Gainesville if you need to put it in your GPS. I am a native Floridian, as is my mother (Happy Mother's Day Mom). I was born in North Shore Hospital in Miami, FL. I have also lived in Tampa and Naples and have spent large amounts of time in Tallahassee and Orlando with a bit of Jacksonville, to boot.
To sum up the above paragraph, I have lived all up and down America's Wang.
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