Although we have noticed some long-term 'residual damage', we just overlook it.
Laugh it up pirate boy, BUT:
A, That four hundred bucks a week let me pay pay a month's worth of summer rent when the dorms were closed with one weeks work, which is more than most college kids can say.
B, It was a manly moped, a very manly moped, a Harelyped even, made in Yugoslavia, I mean Michigan, or, Austria or anywhere but Yugoslavia. But hell, I was 19 and broke, and it even got me laid once because a girl found it "cute". Male pride vs teenage hormones. Hormones..pride? Hormones..pride? We all know how that debate ends.

FQ13 who still thinks wearing a brain bucket is a good idea