Some good sayings from Texas, We like stompin stuff.
I'll stomp a hole clean through you.
Not enough sense to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the side.
Who died and made you king?
A dog licking his butt for 2 hours, from " Long kiss goodnight " I submit to you Martha, what ever the dog is licking is either there to stay or, gone for good ".
You got no more sense than a day old " "
If " its and ans were pots and pans, We'd all have a merry Christmas.''
Spit in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
Have you ever considered what you would do after leaving Government service?
Don't sweat the small shit.
Can't never could.
Your full of more shit than a Christmas Turkey.
Normally, one would have to go to a Bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.
Here's a quarter, call someone who gives a shit.
Call 1 800 328 7448 - 1 800 eat shit. call it and have fun. Don't drink the coolaid.
I got more, but I am in pain and have taken the cure, night guys and gals.