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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2009, 06:01:30 PM »
"NAVY = Never Again Volunteer Yourself!"

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2009, 06:11:16 PM »
I'll stick my boot so far up yer arse yer breath will smell like kiwi.

If I want any sh!t outta you I'll rip yer head off and pour it out.

Feelin' froggy?  Well I got FLZ tatooed on my chest, go ahead and jump, punk!

The best part of you ran down yer mothers' leg.

(Can ya tell I was a Drill Sergeant?  ;D )


Haven't heard that one in 40 years when my gym teacher said it to one of the jerks in class.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2009, 07:35:56 PM »
 Ground is so rocky you need dynamite to bury dogshit.

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2009, 09:41:50 PM »
close enough for government work

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2009, 10:00:31 PM »
gotta go drop a (fill in blank, politician, coworker, media tool, you know..) off at the swimmin' pool.



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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2009, 10:11:38 PM »
 I'm so hungery I could eat the arse end of a menstratiog skunk!!! Anybody gotta nose clamp?

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2009, 10:18:33 PM »
Some good sayings from Texas, We like stompin stuff.

I'll stomp a hole clean through you.

Not enough sense to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the side.

Who died and made you king?

A dog licking his butt for 2 hours, from " Long kiss goodnight " I submit to you Martha, what ever the dog is licking is either there to stay or, gone for good ".

You got no more sense than a day old "               "

If " its and ans were pots and pans, We'd all have a merry Christmas.''

Spit in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

Have you ever considered what you would do after leaving Government service?

Don't sweat the small shit. ;D

Can't never could.

Your full of more shit than a Christmas Turkey.

Normally, one would have to go to a Bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

Here's a quarter, call someone who gives a shit.

Call 1 800 328 7448 - 1 800 eat shit. call it and have fun. Don't drink the coolaid.

I got more, but I am in pain and have taken the cure, night guys and gals.





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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2009, 11:10:37 PM »
I'll beat you half to death , revive you and beat you again
"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper
Pericles--"Freedom is only for those who have the guts to defend it".

The problem with society today is that not enough of us drink wine from our enemies skulls”.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze.

Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars!!!
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Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage. Where are we now??????

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2009, 11:15:00 PM »
For human resources call 1-800-555-FOAD(F$ck off and die)
You are a useful as lead wieghts in my swim trunks
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2009, 11:42:19 PM »
She's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster.

Never date a woman that can take you two out of three falls.

Nothing is as overrated as sex or underrated as a good piss.

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Me: Naw, we just apply a gun-shaped remedy to those extreme life threatening situations that call for it. All the less urgent problems we're willing to discuss.

 

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