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fightingquaker13

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2009, 09:46:42 AM »
Quote from: 1911 Junkie on June 22, 2009, 09:41:03 AM
Some people are like Slinkies, they're really good for nothing......but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Now that one is a classic for a reason.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2009, 11:50:15 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on June 22, 2009, 09:46:42 AM
Now that one is a classic for a reason.
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Hey FQ, don't you just hate the fact that I live on the second floor but it's 1800 miles away and you can't reach  ;D
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2009, 12:01:53 PM »
Couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.

Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

They didn't beat her with the ugly stick, they used the whole damn tree!!

She looks like her face caught on fire and somebody put it out with a chainsaw!!
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2009, 12:26:37 PM »
Girl in the Bank this AM reminded me of this one  ;D

She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2009, 01:01:26 PM »
Girl at the post office this AM reminded me of THIS one.  ;D

That dog don't hunt!!
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #75 on: Today at 04:45:17 AM »
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #75 on: June 22, 2009, 02:54:46 PM »
Quote from: deepwater on June 21, 2009, 11:31:12 PM
I'm so happy I have to sit on my hands to keep from clapping.

Also one of my favorites.


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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #76 on: June 22, 2009, 04:39:35 PM »
He was as nervous as a long-tailed (Haz)cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Happier than a pig in shit.

I'm hungry enough to eat the north end out of a southbound skunk.

Well slap me around and call me Susan.

I've gotta piss like a russian racehorse.    (might've posted that one before.......I'm old and easily confused)
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #77 on: June 26, 2009, 08:36:42 PM »
"Gun control is like trying to reduce Drunk Driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #78 on: June 26, 2009, 08:38:04 PM »
 Blaming guns for crime is like blaming forks for fat.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #79 on: June 26, 2009, 08:40:50 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on June 22, 2009, 04:39:35 PM
He was as nervous as a long-tailed (Haz)cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Happier than a pig in shit.

I'm hungry enough to eat the north end out of a southbound skunk.

Well slap me around and call me Susan.

I've gotta piss like a russian racehorse.    (might've posted that one before.......I'm old and easily confused)

Stealing batteries again, eh?
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