Author Topic: Good Old sayings LOST (Read 50081 times)

tombogan03884 · « **Reply #90 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:35:03 AM »

Just like taking a crap, its not done till the paperwork is finished.

shooter32 · « **Reply #91 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:54:37 PM »

tighter than a gnat's ass over a rain barrel

when there's frost on the pumpkin, it's time for dicky dunkin

MikeBjerum · « **Reply #92 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:56:49 PM »

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Badgersmilk · « **Reply #93 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:25:48 PM »

As useless as ticks on a dog's ass.

MAUSERMAN · « **Reply #94 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:44:07 PM »

You dont shit where you eat.

Sponsor · « **Reply #95 on:** **Today** at 03:49:57 PM »

True_Texan · « **Reply #95 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:46:01 AM »

I've been told by my granddad and father: "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough."

Sadly, I'm pretty damn tough.

tt11758 · « **Reply #96 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:03:15 PM »

If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy. (Thanks to Red Green)

philw · « **Reply #97 on:** July 02, 2009, 10:29:25 AM »

I won't bother to give him the steam off my piss,

ericire12 · « **Reply #98 on:** July 02, 2009, 10:49:27 AM »

Your full of more shit than a Christmas Turkey.

I think now days its Tur-duck-en

ericire12 · « **Reply #99 on:** July 02, 2009, 10:53:41 AM »

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

Somebody hit her with the ugly stick.... and it had a nail in it!

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