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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #100 on: July 02, 2009, 11:23:35 AM »
He's so dumb, he couldn't get a job as a test-taster at a pie factory.
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #101 on: July 02, 2009, 11:59:38 AM »
She's so dumb, she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out all the Ws.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #102 on: July 02, 2009, 12:03:40 PM »
I wouldn't cross the road to piss on him if he was on fire.

That thing is harder than Chinese arithmetic.

Or, if you prefer, "That board is stiffer than a wedding d**k."
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #103 on: July 02, 2009, 12:06:10 PM »
As organized as a Chinese fire drill.
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #104 on: July 02, 2009, 12:07:28 PM »
dumber than ditch water
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #105 on: Today at 08:36:22 AM »
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #105 on: July 02, 2009, 12:18:48 PM »
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He's not the brightest bulb in the lamp.

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

he's about 3 french fries short of a Happy Meal.

His cheese done slipped off his cracker.

He's about three bricks short of a full load.

His slinky is kinked.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #106 on: July 02, 2009, 12:34:43 PM »
So dumb he couldn't count his nuts and come up with the same number twice.

Don't know his ass from a hole in the ground.


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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #107 on: July 02, 2009, 01:14:44 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on July 02, 2009, 12:34:43 PM
So dumb he couldn't count his nuts and come up with the same number twice.

Don't know his ass from a hole in the ground.





She'd have to take off her shirt to count to 2.       ;D
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #108 on: July 02, 2009, 02:26:50 PM »
He's a couple of fries short of a happy meal.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #109 on: July 02, 2009, 02:29:19 PM »
 I hope they bury him close to the fence, so I don't have to go in to piss on his grave.
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