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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #120 on: July 15, 2009, 10:36:15 AM »
Quote from: ericire12 on July 15, 2009, 08:02:35 AM
"Hang it in your ass"



With Teresa around that is HARDLY a "lost" saying.   ;D
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #121 on: July 16, 2009, 07:43:34 PM »
"I feel like I been shit at and shot at, and hit both times"

"dumber than a box of rocks"

"dumber than a bag of hammers"

"nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs"

"if it can't be fixed with a hammer..it's an electrical problem"

"as fidgity as a whore in church"

"embarassing as a fart in church"

"don't be a turd in the punchbowl"
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #122 on: July 17, 2009, 01:42:23 PM »
Use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Use you head fro something other than to keep your ears apart.

His brain is so small that when he shakes his head it sounds like a BB rattling inside a box car.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #123 on: August 02, 2009, 09:29:45 PM »
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #124 on: August 03, 2009, 12:28:13 AM »
To many people think there shit dont stink, and there wrong they smell up the whole damn place if you know what i mean.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #125 on: Today at 05:16:27 AM »
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #125 on: August 03, 2009, 09:15:09 PM »
Wow. There some really good ones. Some I only heard from my dad.

One that struck me as very funny was the chicken in the wind laying the egg again and again. I can really picture that.  ;D
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #126 on: August 03, 2009, 10:15:12 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on August 03, 2009, 09:15:09 PM
Wow. There some really good ones. Some I only heard from my dad.

One that struck me as very funny was the chicken in the wind laying the egg again and again. I can really picture that.  ;D

Yes, My Dad used that one and talked about when he was it kid it was "so windy one time they had to put a blanket over the horses ass to keep the wind from blowing the bit out of it's mouth."
And about Korea, he says "He was so scared you couldn't have drove a needle up his ass with a sledgehammer." ;D
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #127 on: August 04, 2009, 02:28:06 PM »
My dad is a Ford guy all the way. He always used to give me shit when I would wash my El Camino........Why ya doing that?
"Can't polish a turd!"

Damn Old Fart!!   :)
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #128 on: August 04, 2009, 11:07:31 PM »
If it looks like shit and smells like shit maybe it is shit.
Dont trust a car salemen with a bus pass.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #129 on: August 06, 2009, 09:27:47 PM »
"It's better for you than a bare knuckle fight"
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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