Michael Jackson Dies

[jaybet]

The funniest thing of all is that there's already a deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com

[Hottrockin]

I'd heard, that's heard...he was mostly made of plastic so Lego ® will melt him down and turn him into Lego ® pieces so kids can now play with him vs. him playin' with kids!


 

[tt11758]

I can't believe he's dead!!  Hell, most all of his parts should still be under warranty!!

[philw]

The funniest thing of all is that there's already a deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com

hehe   yea

what is funnier  when I found it last night it was only 10 pages   now  Page 1 of 118  hehehe 

[runstowin]

Not irrelevant. You have to look at the whole picture. I'm not a fan of his music, but millions were. It is worth remembering. But in the grand scheme of things, the child molestor bit is far more important, and overshadows the rest. I feel for his family, but I don't mourn him.
FQ13

The whole picture is that he was a pervert, game, set, match. Good riddance pervert.

[Sponsor]

[fightingquaker13]

And on this we agree.
FQ13

[Rob10ring]

From a friend's Facebook:

Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met God, he gave her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe so God killed Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson isn't going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags....So he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with...

[philw]

From a friend's Facebook:

Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met God, he gave her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe so God killed Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson isn't going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags....So he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with...

lmao  there is a few different versions of that one, 


2 of my mrs friends are devastated  so on my mrs face book page  I have been posting a few jokes for them to see 

apparently I am not popular  hehe

[blackwolfe]

Liza Minneli on MJ death:
Liza Minnelli, a close friend for Michael Jackson's says she warned Jackson about taking so many drugs, as did his other friends, according to Janet Charlton's Hollywood. "All hell's going to break loose when the autopsy results come in!" Minnelli was quoted as saying on CBS' The Early Show. "Those who knew him well, really KNEW what he was like - so thank God we're celebrating him NOW!"

Since it's been reported by TMZ that the Jackson family has ordered a second autopsy of Michael's body, that is allegedly being performed today, perhaps there will be dueling autopsy reports with dueling causes of death, rather than corroborated ones.

MJ lawyer on MJ death:
While the autopsy report of Michael Jackson is still awaited, people close to him have claimed that his dependency on prescription drugs, encouraged by "enablers", led to his sudden death.



Brian Oxman, attorney and spokesman of the late singer, told 'CNN' that there were "enablers" in the star's entourage, who pressurized the singer to perform and pushed him towards prescription drugs.



"I believe (his manager) Frank DiLeo was with him at the time (of his heart attack), that is what I have been told. This family has been trying for months and months and months to take care of Michael Jackson," said Oxman.



"The people who have surrounded him have been enabling him. If you think the case of Anna Nicole Smith was an abuse, that is nothing compared to what has taken place in the life of Michael Jackson," Oxman added hinting at the role of the coterie that surrounded Jackson during his last days.

[tombogan03884]

 In line with what Blackwolfe posted Michael Jackson was NEVER an actual "person", for most of his life he was a "property" no different than a milling machine or bulldozer, kept in the garage until it was time to make money and then put back in the garage for maintenance. It really no wander that he was an extremely messed up individual.
One example of "nanny state" type treatment of an individual, and HIS "handlers" were supposedly GOOD at their jobs, imagine the freaks and nutcases that will result from GOVT. implementing the same conditions on the whole population   ?