Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!

[ericire12]

Distance helps.

M'ette's boots were made for walkin'.............. so, run!

[tt11758]

M'ette's boots were made for walkin'.............. so, run!

HELL no!!  If I stand still she might just kick my ass.  If I run she'll shoot me!!   

[ericire12]

Women..... You cant live with 'em; Pass the ammunition!

[tt11758]

Women..... You cant live with 'em; Pass the ammunition but they can kill you!

Fixed it for ya.   

[Teresa Heilevang]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. little boys must play and pretend to be big boys...   

[Sponsor]

[fightingquaker13]

And everything makes their butt look big

Normally I experience temporary deafness when THATquestion is raised. However, when I was in school, I shared a house with a lesbian couple that used to bicker constantly, primarily as an excuse for "making up" afterwards. My favorite comment, which I have never been brave (or stupid) enough to use was this. Question "Does this skirt make my butt look fat"? Answer "No all the Ben and Jerry's makes your butt look fat. The skirt just makes it look purple". I walked very quietly away to ROFL.
FQ13

[ericire12]

"Im not fat, I'm big boned."

"No, Dinosaurs were big boned. You got a big ass."

[MikeBjerum]

Women own WAY too many pairs of shoes.... Talk amongst yourselves. 

First things first:

TT, What brand of beer did you put in the kegerator?

Back to shoes:

Two words ... Barefoot  &  Pregnant

 

[Enfield476]

I've been rear ended 14x in the last 5 years... 13 of those it was a women.  most of those times they were on thier cell phone.

Drive a little faster, or, stay off your brakes.

[Pathfinder]

Drive a little faster, or, stay off your brakes.

and hang up and drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!