Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!

[fightingquaker13]

Holy smokes. I hope they used small members in their strap-ons.

G-L-O-R-I-A! Sorry TAB, couldn't resist.
FQ13

[Angie]

Holy smokes. I hope they used small members in their strap-ons.

I have a special strap-on for guys who insult the superior intelligence of women.  It's made by GE, and they do allude to its size.


Oh, what do they call it?  The Mini.......  The Mini.............



It spins -- and it vibrates like you wouldn't believe!



Bend over, while I try to remember.

The Mini.......   The Mini............



Okay, I got it in!  But, what do they call it?

The Mini.......   The Mini............



Well, I push this thingy to get it going.  But, what do they call it? 

The Mini......   The Mini............


Oh, yeahhhh....








The General Electric Minigun!

[tombogan03884]

 GE, We bring good things to life.






Then blow them to hell at 6,000 rounds per minute 

[red364]

Male Driver !



A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought  his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even  though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.  He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past  the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.  He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was  laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.


Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the  mail for driving without a seat belt

[Pathfinder]

Well, maybe not stupid..... but they sure are not alert and engaged when out around town.

Its like they go into a stupor or a fog of some sort when they are shopping (Not to mention driving)... In the past two weeks I must have seen at least 4 women at stores walk away and turn their backs on their shopping cart leaving their wide open purses just sitting there. Several times I had to deliberately change direction and walk in another direction so I would not be suspiciously close to their purse. I swear my mother and my mother in law are probably the worst at this. They are the most absent minded people I know...... good grief..... maybe you should do a Best Defense series entirely devoted to women.

Exit Question: Will the "Women are so stupid" thread surpass the "Classic Joke Thread" in number of posts?   

I think I can safely update this to answer - not in your lifetime! 

[Sponsor]

[m25operator]

Here in TX it is called Fat, Dumb and Happy, inatentive, oblivious to the your surroundings, male and female alike. Angie and Red keep it coming, I like the obtuse view.

[red364]

Angie and Red keep it coming, I like the obtuse view.

WTH??    You calling us stupid?   
Just so you know.......I'll have to get even for that! 

[shooter32]

WTH??    You calling us stupid?   
Just so you know.......I'll have to get even for that! 

red, you took the bait

[tombogan03884]

WTH??    You calling us stupid?   
Just so you know.......I'll have to get even for that! 

Red, just so YOU know, the REST of us are looking forward to it. POed women are great for laughs when their not POed at ME   

[ericire12]

Yep, it happened again today..... Stupid F~~king B~~~h talking on her cell phone while backing out of a parking space at the local Mega Lo Mart......... God bless who ever thought it was a good idea to put a horn on a car.