Gee, I'm supposed to hide, huh? See, men don't hide behind the internet or their mom's skirt. Am I supposed to be afraid some idiot kid is going to cry about me? Say he, a moronic teenager, thinks something? Uh, after you reach puberty that egocentricness wears off and you will realize no one really gives a rat's ass what you "think!" . Some inernet tough guy is coming to fight me? Yeah, right. Funny how even the local guy at that forum you loked up couldn't quite actually even speak to my face when he saw me. Posted some baby crap about my )proudly earned) beer belly saying he saw me! Wow! I qivered! just like everyone here, he was only tough on the internet and afraid to give his name. Well, you got mine, boys, what is it going to be? Yeah, what I thought. Why hide behind an alias? Easy, you're little girls. I argue politics here in the biker bars with real men. nobody ever threatened to tell my mom or threatened to go tell my school board I'm scary. I'm a vet, they darn well know I'm scary. Adults understand that grown men are all scary to little boys. Don't worry, even if I cared enough to try to break your infantile internet alias, I don't beat up children or weaklings. Some day, I doubt it but someday, you might be grownups. I didn't realize it was a little boy forum playing big men. I looked up what tommybabybottom said in a post about an EMU. turns out to be some kinds dress up game those teenieboppers at the malls all in makeup. not an adult in America even knows what the heck that is. By the way, pretend internet ranger, drop on by ArmyRanger dot com. Word of warning, every pretend Ranger is looked up and exposed as teeny pretenders.
Go back to yur mommies basements!

i can't believe I got pulled into a talk with children

Keerist! EMU my foot. Snap! All that other teen talk! I looked some up with EMU! Flash! Biters, man!

God, I feel 40 years younger, dudes!
God save us! Oh, sorry, that is old guy's speak for, "How ridiculous is THIS?"
Emu, I'm laughing my azz off!
PS: I post my camping schedule on the rv forum, if I'm not a home!
