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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2009, 08:54:51 PM »




I asked "Bob", and he is ashamed that the Gecko Rapid Retailer Response Team, is giving them a bad name...

Somebody has to keep those kids from throwing gum on the floor dammit!!!
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 09:23:32 PM »
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...and years in a dark secret Russian prison center had honed my natural night vision to that of a tomcat.

Did you read the comments at the bottom?

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Thank you for finding this and posting this. I am laughing so hard that milk is coming out of my nose, and I am not drinking milk.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 09:31:01 PM »
I bet the Gecko secretly provided Pincus with technical assistance in his Combat Focus Shooting DVD series too!  ;D
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2009, 09:37:59 PM »
Quote from: FullAuto on August 25, 2009, 09:31:01 PM
I bet the Gecko secretly provided Pincus with technical assistance in his Combat Focus Shooting DVD series too!  ;D

For his own safety, and the safety of us "civies", The Pincus must deny any knowledge of anybody that might be called Gecko45.
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2009, 09:39:10 PM »
yeah... and i assasinated Bin Laden for Obama but he dosent want the public to know because my Identity may be compramised. Hint hint...   ;D
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you are a redneck when You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

You know your a redneck You ever got too drunk to fish.

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 09:41:22 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on August 25, 2009, 08:35:00 PM
I don't know. I'd be worried about being down wind of those nuclear suppressed tungsten bullets. Is it me or is everyone hoping that was a really good replica airsoft?
FQ13 ROFL and wanting to see him playing the directonal ninja  slots cut in the barrel while firing full auto. ::)

The ones from the 100 round magazines ?
Heck with that, I want to check out that sight that looks into the future to show where your bullets are going to hit. That might come in handy for picking lottery numbers  ;D
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fullautovalmet76

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 09:48:53 PM »
How about we have a contest on who can write the best mall ninja story? It would have to be original, so no drawing inspiration from the Gecko or SPECOPS. As much crap as we sling around here anyway, we should be able to put together some good stuff......
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tombogan03884

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2009, 09:52:59 PM »
 I don't know, I don't think any one here is messed up enough to beat the "Great Mortal Combat Heist"
Except maybe MB but he doesn't count, he's a Professional.   ;D
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2009, 09:58:42 PM »
sound fun. i call bin laden  ;D
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2009, 10:08:02 PM »
It's just too bad I can't divuldge any of my stories.........you know, national security and all.
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