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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2009, 06:08:38 AM »
Quote from: 1911 Junkie on August 25, 2009, 10:08:02 PM
It's just too bad I can't divuldge any of my stories.........you know, national security and all.

Don't want to endanger anyone at Ross Park Mall?
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2009, 05:41:07 PM »
We should all be proud and thankful that we have dedicated and highly trained "Mall Security" like Paul Blart Gecko45 and SPECOPS.

They put their lives on the line everyday. Remember these guys work at urban, not cushy, suburban malls.

Get ready to be dazzled. Below you'll find actuall footage of a secret combat training session.




















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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2009, 06:12:00 PM »
A mall ninja using napalm.   lmao
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2009, 07:20:56 PM »
Quote from: BAC on August 26, 2009, 06:08:38 AM
Don't want to endanger anyone at Ross Park Mall?

I wish! That's the big leagues.  ;D
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2009, 07:38:32 PM »
Quote from: 1911 Junkie on August 26, 2009, 07:20:56 PM
I wish! That's the big leagues.  ;D

Ross Park Mall.  WOW there is a place I haven't heard of in years!  In case you guys don't know, I was born and raised in Shaler, specifically Glenshaw.
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #35 on: Today at 01:46:20 AM »
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2009, 07:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on August 26, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Ross Park Mall.  WOW there is a place I haven't heard of in years!  In case you guys don't know, I was born and raised in Shaler, specifically Glenshaw.
Did you too become a master ninja oh Great haz? I hear Shaler's a hot bed of ninj training. Alsas during my mall ninja days, I was deemed unworthy of being a master, having never been a feared assasin in Vietnam. The furthest I got was mastering the wax on, wax off kata, when washing the patrol vehicle. ::)
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2009, 07:49:17 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on August 26, 2009, 07:47:27 PM
Did you too become a master ninja oh Great haz? I hear Shaler's a hot bed of ninj training. Alsas during my mall ninja days, I was deemed unworthy of being a master, having never been a feared assasin in Vietnam. The furthest I got was mastering the wax on, wax off kata, when washing the patrol vehicle. ::)
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2009, 07:53:05 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 07:49:17 PM
It's OK to say GOLF CART .  ;D

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2009, 08:01:31 PM »
with striker air to ground missiles mounted on them.
because hellfires would be just stupid
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2009, 09:15:08 PM »
Can I get a Glock with a ninja flute too?  ::)
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