Ya'll can talk about fuel availability, mileage and all that other crap. I don't care about it because I have the solution.
I'm getting a Pincus. It is not very well known that a Pincus can piss 110 octane race fuel. A little Pincus can get you where you need to go. Keep your Pincus well hydrated for everyday travel or slip him some Wild Turkey if you need some extra performance.
So if you're driving a moped or an Abrams, get a little Pincus in your tank.
