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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 10:08:56 PM »
Quote from: david86440 on September 29, 2009, 09:27:27 PM
He didn't kill the intended victim, but it must have been a messy crime scene.

Like the punchline to that joke that went around when we were 12 -

Man killed in flying cork and s..t storm!

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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 10:11:34 PM »
 This gives a whole new meaning to "dirty bomb"!  
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2009, 12:30:21 AM »
Well, there goes the prune juice sales.
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2009, 09:09:53 AM »
Leno did a couple of jokes on this last night....

"Thats not a heinous crime, its an ANUS crime!"

"Talk about the Shiite hitting the fan!"

Quote from: david86440 on September 29, 2009, 10:11:34 PM
This gives a whole new meaning to "dirty bomb"! 

Thats hilarious too!
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2009, 09:28:53 AM »
I'd think it would cure hemorrhoids more effectively than Preparation H.
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2009, 06:22:00 PM »
No one else was killed but it blew the shit out of the bomber.
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 06:47:42 PM »
 This thread is misnamed. The question is not how low will they go, but how HIGH do they FLY.
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 07:21:35 PM »
Schnitt, mentioned Wile E. Coyote, and the rocket pack episode.

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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 07:24:34 PM »
Its a weapon of ASS destruction!
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Re: The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2009, 10:31:13 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on September 30, 2009, 07:24:34 PM
Its a weapon of ASS destruction!




Best I've heard all day.

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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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