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1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« on: October 31, 2009, 08:10:22 PM »
We just repelled the first wave of the undead around Tulsa at around 8 PM.  Neighborhood clean up operations are ongoing and we're getting ready for the next wave right now.  They came in early this year....right after the sun was down while the sky was still red tinged.  Must be a new breed....be on the lookout.

We didn't lose too many to this first wave considering they caught us by surprise.

Will update as soon as possible.

Any sightings or contacts in your areas yet?  Remember on the West Coast to be ready...this new bunch of ZomBAMAies came in early and they'll probably try to catch you by surprise.  Sneaky bastards they are.

Beware the ZomBAMAies. 
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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 08:16:44 PM »
Attempted the re-distribution Obama Halloween and was almost lynched by kids shorter than 4 feet. They threatened my house with more tricks than treats...

They were against the whole taking from their candy baskets for the less fortunate.....

Kinda makes you say Hmmmm,....

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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 08:26:46 PM »
OK...it took just 20 minutes to get hit by the 2nd wave of ZomBAMAies.  They came up out of the waters...in Tulsa the Arkansas River and some ponds in town....outside of town they move from Skiatook Lake, Oolagah Lake and Keystone Lake.  The scary thing this time...it's a coordinated attack.  Widely different areas coordinated to move at the same time...really scary...the first time we've seen this from the undead.

We're still fending them off, but like MB said the 12 gauge is supreme for close in work and the 5.56 generally only knocks off chunks of jaw, cheek, whatever but does not get to the brain.  Since Zombies cannot be seen more than 250 or so yards away, I am up on the 308 right now for the 50 to 250 yard ranges...that's the ticket, accurate, not too much recoil and it thins the herd a bit before the main attack and the Tromix Saiga's come out with buckshot.

Any word on your contacts?

20:30 Hrs update--IMPORTANT--The damn things have broken through our front lines.  Beware..these things have some kind of control to them...they came in wearing Clooney, Oprah and Soros masks and threw our front lines in a panic.  It was ugly out there....some of our guys are out for psych, maybe to be committed for good...I don't know how this is going to turn out.  Best of luck to you all.  I hope we are around to compare notes tomorrow.
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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2009, 08:43:34 PM »
Easy way to repel them. Hand out 20 round boxes of .556 rather than snickers bars. Pricier, yes, but I guarantee, they will never bother you again. ;D
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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2009, 08:55:27 PM »
We missed one...it got through and ambled to the neighbors house. 

Not pretty.  They got away, but the shock of the Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid masks put one of our guys in cardiac arrest.  This years ZomBAMAies are particularly nasty.  The old ways still work, but they have added an offensive element this year with those hideous masks.  I still say the Soros mask is most unsettling.  You should see them after you've stopped them...you know it's a mess, but those damn masks seem to look better after a smattering of zombie flesh is sprayed on them.  I just don't know what else to say or comment on about that.

It's not good out tonight.  It's not good.
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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2009, 09:58:12 PM »
Some scary zombie snap-shots are being reported..........

Careful.....they will leave you sleepless........  :o  :o  :o  :o


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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2009, 10:06:17 PM »
Honestly, you guys are getting weirder than me...no...wait...I hear a strange scratching noise on the front door! Quick — hand me the rubber gloves and the claymore!

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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2009, 10:29:53 PM »
Quote from: Michael Bane on October 31, 2009, 10:06:17 PM
Honestly, you guys are getting weirder than me...no...wait...I hear a strange scratching noise on the front door! Quick — hand me the rubber gloves and the claymore!

mb

You started it . . . .    8)
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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2009, 10:30:53 PM »
Quote from: Michael Bane on October 31, 2009, 10:06:17 PM
Honestly, you guys are getting weirder than me...no...wait...I hear a strange scratching noise on the front door! Quick — hand me the rubber gloves and the claymore!

mb

Well, what do you expect, good sir?

It's Halloween........and some of us are sitting here....jacked up on pixie-stix, tootsie rolls, candy corn, and mini-snickers bars......

We could take out the average zombie with a butter knife and a rolling pin right now.   :o  :o
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Re: 1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2009, 12:09:39 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 31, 2009, 10:30:53 PM
Well, what do you expect, good sir?

It's Halloween........and some of us are sitting here....jacked up on pixie-stix, tootsie rolls, candy corn, and mini-snickers bars......

We could take out the average zombie with a butter knife and a rolling pin right now.   :o  :o
Only aTACTICAL rolling pin, with black synthetic furniture and a rail system, otherwise it simply won't do. 8)
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