1st Wave of Zombies Hitting the Area Right Now

[Rastus]

Training and cool head pays off.  Every time.  We repelled the attacks and the undead ZomBAMAies suffered huge losses.

Someone noticed that the ZomBAMAies with masks were relying on their sense of hearing to zero in....we switched to suppressed weapons.  It was like shooting fish in a barrel.

Suppressed subsonic AR-10's, a few suppressed 45's and in our area a lot of the Higgins's 44 Mag thumpers (integrally suppressed Ruger M77's 1/2 as loud as a pellet gun) took down the hoards.  The guys with the suppressed AR's in .223 and 5.56 joined in confusing the hoards by shooting regular rounds suppressed.  The ZomBAMAies began to disperse from their coherent groups and shuffle in every direction to the reflections of the supersonic bullet cracks.

Someone has learned how to, and is, controlling the undead.  With those hideous Pelosi, Clooney, Reid, Oprah, Soros and other masks it's clear that the ZomBAMAies, who don't have what it takes to employ thought beyond chomping on human flesh, have a puppetmaster somewhere.  We're going to have to be more alert next year to be prepared for the onslaught to come.

It was really bad out there this year.  Worse than anything other than oh say, 1934, 1968 or 1994.  I'm afraid that 2011 will be a worse onslaught than those three years and that 2010 will be a muted year whilst they regroup in hopes of hammering us with greater numbers and some sneaky new technique we haven't even thought of yet.

[Walter45Auto]

The zombies didnt come by here, s far as I know.... Maybe they don't like big loud dogs! Of course, I was at work, so I really don't know.