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HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« on: November 09, 2009, 10:11:32 PM »
I'm trapped in my own house.....surrounded by 7 (count 'em 7) giant crock-pots loaded with 75 lbs of lamb.........  :-X  :-X  :-X

I'm about to hurl.........  :-X .....and if you've ever cooked lamb you know where I'm coming from...........  :-X   :-\   :-X   :'(   :-X

This stuff is ferocious.

The things I do to help the future of the nation.
It's time, once again, to cook a lamb for the FFA Ag Science's livestock production study class at our high school. I was hoping it would pass by unnoticed this year....but the Ag teacher said if we weren't able to do the cooking (because of my wife's illness), then she would call the whole thing off because she didn't want anyone else but us doing it.

So.....what was a guy to do?

You didn't think I'd bail on 'em did ya?   ;)

I guess the stink's worth it..............it'll all be good in the morning anyway.....if I can just make it through the night with my guts still intact.

Then next week I get to get up at 6:00 AM and fry 4 turkeys (50 lbs worth) to go with the 30 lbs of chicken dressing, 30 lbs of tater salad, peach cobbler...........then watch it all get eaten in a matter of minutes by 40 teenagers.
 


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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 10:18:00 PM »
Except for the ill wife,(I will say an extra "Our Father" tonight for Her) I am stating that you are a lucky man and I am jealous.
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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 10:20:06 PM »
Feel for ya, an old GF wouldn't let me cook it inside, it was a grill only meat. But I still love the stuff. I'll trade you my lamb and barley stew recipe for yours. God luck
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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 10:31:45 PM »
Had planned to cook it outside on the smoker/grill....... and in the shop, but (just like last year on that night also) the weather is not cooperating at all.

I might have to say to heck with the weather and raise some windows.
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 09:59:31 AM »
Hope y'all made it through the nght Peg.
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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2009, 10:12:38 AM »
Your work will be well appreciated. Good job Peg.


Then next week I get to get up at 6:00 AM and fry 4 turkeys (50 lbs worth) to go with the 30 lbs of chicken dressing, 30 lbs of tater salad, peach cobbler...........then watch it all get eaten in a matter of minutes by 40 teenagers.
 


Now that will be some good aroma there!   YUMMMM

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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2009, 10:24:37 AM »
Peg, didya make it through the night?  Or did you succumb to the aroma of dead sheep?
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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2009, 11:28:44 AM »
And what happened to the mint jelly, huh? Woulda gone a long way to have some set out adding their fragrance to the mix.
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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2009, 11:40:26 AM »
Reminds me of a Lynard Skynard tune!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjAPoN8qs0Q

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Re: HELP !! Trapped in South Georgia !!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2009, 04:36:33 PM »
Hey Peg, how did the lamb turn out? I wish I could have been trapped with you. I'm going to grill a couple of small chops tonight and it's all your fault......Thanks! ;D
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