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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1510 on: February 24, 2009, 07:11:18 PM »
 And they want to rule ,not be questioned or corrected anytime by anyone esp. worker bee's.It's okay to squeal when they steal your money, but not to loud.PLEASE  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1511 on: February 24, 2009, 10:13:12 PM »
Mr. tombogan03884 MADE me do this... ((I'm innocent.. I swear I am!))

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1512 on: February 24, 2009, 10:16:41 PM »
((I'm innocent.. I swear I am!))


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« Reply #1513 on: February 24, 2009, 10:21:43 PM »
It's to make up for the fact that Ellis's NH congresswoman is from my district.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1514 on: February 25, 2009, 09:17:34 AM »
Not sure if you all heard... Denny's is now offering a new special to raise money for OctoMom. With this special you get: 8 eggs, no sausage & the guy next to you pays for it.
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« Reply #1515 on: Today at 04:09:48 PM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1515 on: February 27, 2009, 04:40:45 AM »
I wish this is a joke  ( apparently it is not though )

http://www.theoldpinebox.com/peta_coffins.html

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1516 on: February 27, 2009, 12:15:59 PM »
I wish this is a joke  ( apparently it is not though )

http://www.theoldpinebox.com/peta_coffins.html








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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1517 on: February 27, 2009, 12:21:42 PM »

I'm a member of PETA:
People who
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Tasty
Animals

Eating animals is murder.  Tasty, delicious murder.  ;D

Kill it and Grill it ;D  as uncle Ted would say!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1518 on: February 27, 2009, 01:33:06 PM »
Heck, I'll pony up $75.00 if they throw in the PETA member to fill it up. ;)

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #1519 on: February 27, 2009, 01:40:53 PM »
Heck, I'll pony up $75.00 if they throw in the PETA member to fill it up. ;)

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