((I'm innocent.. I swear I am!))
THE OLD PINE BOX is pleased to be able to offer a special line of coffins in support of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Designed by the folks at PETA and built exclusively by THE OLD PINE BOX, these coffins allow you to voice your defense of allcreatures even after your own voice is silenced. Every coffin purchased from this selection will result in a net contribution of $75.00 to PETA.Prices listed do not include shipping costs. Please contact us with your zip code for an accurate freight quote. These coffins are not stock items and will require a minimum of two weeks lead time.
I wish this is a joke ( apparently it is not though ) http://www.theoldpinebox.com/peta_coffins.html
I'm a member of PETA:People whoEatTastyAnimalsEating animals is murder. Tasty, delicious murder.
Heck, I'll pony up $75.00 if they throw in the PETA member to fill it up.