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I wish he had just knocked in the head and drug him out by his heels. 

Phuck Hamas & Palestine.  By the way, Hamas is amazed that Israel said Phuck Biden and is bombing the $hit out of Rafah.  And that dumbshit geriatric has people on his staff that want to bring more of that $hit over here in the form of refugees.

Even the Muslim countries  don't want them.   That should say everything  you need to know about that area

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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink, "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A preacher cured me for free. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new car.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a preacher cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed."