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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5260 on: April 01, 2020, 08:43:12 PM »
Whenever I see The Bogan's name mentioned I think of the definition. Bogan is Australian and New Zealand slang for a person whose speech, clothing, attitude and behavior are considered unrefined or unsophisticated, a person regarded as being of low social status.

Bogan Language Warning: May Be Offensive.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cDdvFQIAfM


I tried posting a couple of pics and it worked! Surprise, surprise, surprise.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5261 on: April 01, 2020, 09:04:54 PM »
The good thing about people sheltering in place is that the main roads around here have less traffic at 3 pm than they normally do at 3 am. No "rush hour" from noon until 9:00 or 10:00, or whatever it is.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5262 on: April 01, 2020, 11:41:07 PM »
Warning, Adult content.


https://youtu.be/pcwlsVBPe-M
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5263 on: April 02, 2020, 01:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Majer on April 01, 2020, 11:41:07 PM
Warning, Adult content.


https://youtu.be/pcwlsVBPe-M

Those are my kind of women, neither scrawny nor fat, but one is in serious need of a trim. :o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTlStpSvs6I
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5264 on: April 02, 2020, 05:32:20 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5265 on: Today at 04:21:29 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5265 on: April 02, 2020, 08:23:31 PM »
I saw my eye doctor again last month. I thought I had 20/20 vision in both eyes but my right eye is 20/25. :(

The good news is I don't have Glockcoma. :)
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5266 on: April 02, 2020, 08:30:32 PM »
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THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5267 on: April 02, 2020, 08:31:14 PM »
Back when I was clean shaven I was wondering what I would look like like with a mustache, so...
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5268 on: April 04, 2020, 06:30:29 AM »
Clips!!!
Clips!!!
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5269 on: April 09, 2020, 03:19:02 PM »
How is a women like a hand grenade?  When you pull the ring the house blows up.
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