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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5270 on: April 09, 2020, 06:03:05 PM »
CHICKS WITH GUNS.

Here are two chicks with small guns,
and one chick with big guns.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5271 on: April 10, 2020, 04:44:38 AM »
You can tell that she has been pumping iron.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5272 on: April 10, 2020, 04:36:56 PM »
 ;D 8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5273 on: April 10, 2020, 11:57:34 PM »
Tactical Diapers.

One of the body armor manufacturers had this on their Facebook page in 2018 IIRC. I've been waiting a looong time to post it.

Always cover your ass! ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5274 on: April 12, 2020, 12:59:31 PM »
 :o
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5275 on: Today at 03:35:59 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5275 on: April 12, 2020, 01:03:31 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5276 on: April 14, 2020, 12:50:39 AM »
I laughed hard when I saw the first pic, Solus. I'll see if I can post it. I saw some other funny ones too.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5277 on: April 17, 2020, 07:58:45 PM »
Saw a old square body Subaru  today that had to be built off a bet.   It was lowered gold spoked rims and curb feelers.   I so wish i had got a pic of it.


A mid 50s white guy was driving it play modern country  turned all the way up.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5278 on: April 21, 2020, 08:21:35 AM »
Quote from: TAB on April 17, 2020, 07:58:45 PM
Saw a old square body Subaru  today that had to be built off a bet.   It was lowered gold spoked rims and curb feelers.   I so wish i had got a pic of it.


A mid 50s white guy was driving it play modern country  turned all the way up.

That is funny. Never judge a book by its cover????
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5279 on: April 21, 2020, 12:22:52 PM »
 8) 8)
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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