Classic joke thread...

[Big Frank]

LOL

[MikeBjerum]

I wasn't sure where to post this, but even though it is sad you just have to laugh at it:

What does it say about your administration that it is described as a senile old man and a slut, and as you attempt to defend yourself nobody, including your own party, comes to your aid?

[Rastus]

Slut?  Slut?  Are you saying the VP got to where she because she is a double breasted mattress thresher? 

[Majer]

Biden did what they accused Trump of doing. Hillary did what they accused trump of doing. Is anyone starting to see a pattern here? If you're afraid to have the truth about you come out, obfuscate as best you can, and accuse your opponent of doing exactly what you're guilty of.

Alinskys 13 Rules for radicals, It was hillerys playbook     
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiurJGZ1x9U

[Big Frank]

I got a job as a human cannonball.
I was immediately fired.

I got fired multiple times per day.

I was known for taking my lucky donkey to all my performances, and escaped near tragedy
last week when the donkey climbed into the cannon muzzle just as I was taking off.
It took the surgeons three hours to remove my head from my ass.

I went ballistic and witnesses confirmed I was over the hill.

So, I finally decided to quit my job at the circus.
The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"

[Sponsor]

[PegLeg45]

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, “that’ll be a dollar”
The guy thinks, “man, that’s cheap,” but the beer was delicious.
So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance, “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine.”
Bartender goes through a long process of showing the bottle, opening it, and aerating the wine.
He pours it into nice a nice glass and says, “That’ll be 50 cents”.
The guy can’t believe it.
So he thinks 'to heck with it' and says, “I’ll have a whole bottle of your best scotch."
The bartender hands it to him and says, “Here. On the house.”
Curiosity finally gets the better of the guy.
He asks “OK, where’s the owner?”
Bartender replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy asks, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The bartender looks the man in the eye and replies, “Same thing I’m down here doing to his business.....”

[Big Frank]

An Irishman finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "First, give me a bottomless mug of ale." A mug of ale appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The Irishman is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties. Then the Genie says, "And what about your other two wishes?" The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "Give me two more just like this one!"

[crusader rabbit]

Frank, as one who is half Irish, I'm inclined to take offense at that bit of so-called humor.  But, since I was gifted the second mug by my lucky brother, I'm too busy drinking to be bothered all that much.

[Big Frank]

I thought that might be offensive but posted it anyway. I think this little gang of ours can all take a joke, and know that it's just a joke. And if you aren't offended, there are plenty of people outside of the forum who would gladly feel offended on your behalf. <-- I WISH that was only a joke!

[Jim Kennedy-ar154me]

I would like to think that here, we are all mature enough to handle jokes of all types. Most of us (at least myself) have told one or two of them ourselves.

In a lot of ways, the longer you live, the thicker your skin becomes.