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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5750 on: February 02, 2024, 10:40:17 AM »
<Drift back on topic>

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5751 on: February 02, 2024, 11:51:02 AM »
Quote from: alfsauve on February 02, 2024, 10:38:12 AM
Actually almost 40 years old if you count ADVENTURE.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5752 on: February 02, 2024, 02:28:52 PM »
In computer math class we had 3 computer terminals connected by by dial-up modem to the mainframe at the board of education building 0.2 miles away. I can't remember if they shared a printer or if each one had it's own printer, but there were no monitors. After class some kids were playing a Star Trek game on the computers. I think it was like a role-playing game, and when you made a move, the printer said where you moved to. That would have been around 1977, give or take a little. I would have to look at my high school transcripts to figure it out.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5753 on: February 02, 2024, 03:52:17 PM »
For those who remember MCI sold out to WorldCom which was run by  shyster Bernie Ebbers who promptly went bankrupt.

Now what makes this particular cartoon relevant to me is my sr. manager at Wang Labs in the '80s, left to work for MCI and I gave him 2 cans and a piece of string.  Fast forward five years and he's a VP with MCI.  Hired me as his dog robber.  But then left me holding the bag when the bankruptcy came down.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5754 on: February 03, 2024, 02:04:39 AM »
I remember doing that ^ when I was a kid. It's hard to believe it works.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5755 on: Today at 05:18:52 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5755 on: February 08, 2024, 04:43:36 PM »
Joe Biden said that right after he was elected, he had a meeting with French President Mitterrand, who died in 1996. I posted it in this thread because our President is a joke.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5756 on: February 09, 2024, 08:35:35 AM »
But Frank, jokes are supposed to be funny.  Our prezident is a sad, sad story.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5757 on: February 09, 2024, 08:45:53 AM »
The news media may be turning on Biden now...seeing the hopelessness of facing Trump (provided the libs don't take Trump out).  They may dump Biden for Camel Toe and bring in the replacement at VP. 

The Biden document thing is everything they accused Trump of and more...and nothing is being done.  However, they may take out Biden because of the documents and then try to and use that action to disqualify Trump.

Who the heck knows? 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5758 on: February 09, 2024, 10:09:30 AM »
Quote from: Rastus on February 09, 2024, 08:45:53 AM
The news media may be turning on Biden now...seeing the hopelessness of facing Trump (provided the libs don't take Trump out).  They may dump Biden for Camel Toe and bring in the replacement at VP. 

The Biden document thing is everything they accused Trump of and more...and nothing is being done.  However, if they may take out Biden because of the documents to try and use that action to disqualify Trump.

Who the heck knows?

Biden did what they accused Trump of doing. Hillary did what they accused trump of doing. Is anyone starting to see a pattern here? If you're afraid to have the truth about you come out, obfuscate as best you can, and accuse your opponent of doing exactly what you're guilty of.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5759 on: February 09, 2024, 08:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Big Frank on February 09, 2024, 10:09:30 AM
Biden did what they accused Trump of doing. Hillary did what they accused trump of doing. Is anyone starting to see a pattern here? If you're afraid to have the truth about you come out, obfuscate as best you can, and accuse your opponent of doing exactly what you're guilty of.
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