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Title: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 26, 2009, 07:32:01 PM
What Road Warrior SHOULD have been driving:

Seem's to me qualifications for the ultimate post apocalypse transportation would include:

An older vehicle with a carborator.  (EFI & EMP dont mix.  Ignition systems without computers are easier to keep spares for, and "sheild")

Excellent fuel mileage (Road Warrior Supercharged V8 - disqualified!)  Probably looking at a 4 cylinder, no bigger than 6 for sure.

4wd???  I'm in SC, no snow here, roads are long, smooth, and reasonably straight.  So 2wd will likely be a better choice for mileage.  I look for gas to be $4.00 a gallon within two years anyway. :-\

Parts availability (new and used).

Aftermarket support (while its still available).  

Fun to drive! (read: fast, takes a turn like a slot car)

I'm thinking mileage may be the biggest priority of all.  :-\

Idea's?
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 26, 2009, 07:52:24 PM
Time to resurrect the Haz-Mobile.......  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: TAB on September 26, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
my boat towing rig...  84 ford bronco  4wd. 351w, 4.10 front and rear... 37 gallon tank.  all steal, 2.5 tons empty.  I can't tell you how many people I've pulled out of the mud at the lake with it.  they made basicly the same truck for 15 years.( same as the f150 for 95% of the parts)  other then a few small igntion parts, just about every thing bolts right up,  while its not fast, it is a kick to drive.  people get the Hell out of the way, more so then they do when I'm in my f350. unless you go some place really narrow, or get high centered, 4 low will take you anywhere you want to go in it.  


only prob with it,  10 mpg.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 26, 2009, 07:53:54 PM
Finding a vehicle with out some computer control is not gonna be easy.  I would also like at least limited off road ability.  My choice if I could find and afford it would be an old willies jeep, or Ford jeep/truck (can't remember the name right now).  Some thing like that.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 26, 2009, 07:57:31 PM
my boat towing rig...  84 ford bronco  4wd. 351w, 4.10 front and rear... 37 gallon tank.  all steal, 2.5 tons empty.  I can't tell you how many people I've pulled out of the mud at the lake with it.  they made basicly the same truck for 15 years.( same as the f150 for 95% of the parts)  other then a few small igntion parts, just about every thing bolts right up,  while its not fast, it is a kick to drive.  people get the Hell out of the way, more so then they do when I'm in my f350. unless you go some place really narrow, or get high centered, 4 low will take you anywhere you want to go in it.  


only prob with it,  10 mpg.

Finding a vehicle with out some computer control is not gonna be easy.  I would also like at least limited off road ability.  My choice if I could find and afford it would be an old willies jeep, or Ford jeep/truck (can't remember the name right now).  Some thing like that.


+1

Something like an old Jeep, 60's Bronco's, or Land Rover.......anything without computers and smog control crap.....you can run 'em on home-made fuel (moonshine....er, um..I mean ethanol).
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 26, 2009, 08:06:17 PM
SCOUT!  I believe that is the name, Ford Scout.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: TAB on September 26, 2009, 08:08:58 PM
the only prob with something from the 60s is, you have to litterly go thru all the suspention and drive train.  The rubber litterly rots off.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Big Frank on September 26, 2009, 08:35:09 PM
SCOUT!  I believe that is the name, Ford Scout.

International made Scouts. Ford made Broncos.

I think a post-apocolyptic vehicle should have a multi-fuel engine like army surplus trucks. You have diesel - fill it up with that. You have gas - fill it up with that. Untortunately you'll probably end up with a big cargo truck.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 26, 2009, 08:52:38 PM
 The M 151 Mutt was the Vietnam era version of the Jeep They had a 4 cylinder MULTI FUEL engine, and 4 wheel drive. As for fast as well, I think you will be disappointed, also on the 2 wheel drive remember that there may be limited or no road maintenance, bridges may be down, or where you need to go may not be on an improved road but off a tote road in the boonies.
The M 151's should still be available as surplus, the National Guard used them into the 90's so parts should not be much of an issue, the ones the post office used were only 2 wheel drive but everything else should be interchangeable. Also, if you have the manuals and a set of tools they are really basic to work on. They were uni body construction so everything unbolts from one body onto another, In the Marines ( I was Motor T ) another guy and I could make the switch in about 16 hours, and I suck as a mechanic so it can't be that hard  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 26, 2009, 09:30:45 PM
The IH Scout is like the old Blazers and Broncos, but tougher.  Pick one of them up, and swap out the IH engine for a surplus Continental multi fuel unit.  It has been almost 30 years since using one of these engines, so I'm not up on everything with them.  However, the are sealed so tight that you can drive them submerged and the ignition doesn't short out, and you don't get water in anything.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 26, 2009, 10:05:48 PM
 Same with the M 151, in fact it may be the same engine.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 26, 2009, 10:21:25 PM
The Mutt:
(http://www.them151mutt.com/images/m151-mutt-3.jpg)
Seem's like a pretty good choice

The scout:  my neighbor just sold an '81 for $500 on ebay with a new top, 3 speed manual, NO rust, 4cyl engine had a bad knock.  I was looking hard at it until he told me it got 16mpg on a good day (before he spun a bearing in it).

Gas or diesel I think you need to be looking for better than 20mpg, and enough interior room to at least store some supplies in.


(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww40/BigCheeseStick/Suz.jpg?t=1254021535)
My old rag top Sami..  Had 27" wheel travel at all four corners (notice shackels).  Sold it about 6 months ago.

I'd lean toward a hard top more now.  :-\  Dark tint the rear windows for at least SOME security.

I wonder about 2wd being the better choice though.  More "low profile" - draw less attention, faster - get away, better mileage!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 26, 2009, 10:27:03 PM
They make GM HEI conversions for about everything in the world (including VW aircooled beetles!).  The HEI only has a TEENY little control module that'd be easy to wrap in foil, put in a metal box, and have protected as a spare.

I put a one wire Mallory HEI in my 76 jeep cherokee I just sold.  It worked sweet, installed in about 15 minutes.

I've had wranglers with both the 4.2 liter, and the 4.0 liter.  Manual tranny and auto, only 15-16mpg with stock tires!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 26, 2009, 10:37:43 PM
How about this one:

http://www.majorsurplus.com/Swedish-Volvo-L3305-Recce-Jeep-P14470C2094.aspx (http://www.majorsurplus.com/Swedish-Volvo-L3305-Recce-Jeep-P14470C2094.aspx)

This one is a bit more complex:

http://www.majorsurplus.com/Russian-MIG-21-Jet-Aircraft-P14908C2094.aspx (http://www.majorsurplus.com/Russian-MIG-21-Jet-Aircraft-P14908C2094.aspx)

But, this is the ultimate in simplicity:

http://www.majorsurplus.com/Vintage-Swiss-Supply-Wagon-P14636C2094.aspx (http://www.majorsurplus.com/Vintage-Swiss-Supply-Wagon-P14636C2094.aspx)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 26, 2009, 10:49:07 PM
a horse drawn wagon and a Mig in the same post!  ;D ;D ;D  I about split a gut!

Fighter planes get TERRIBLE mileage. :(
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Rob10ring on September 26, 2009, 11:01:39 PM
I see someone already posted a Suzuki Samurai. It would meet a few of the criteria that Badger posted. I had one in the 80's. It was great on snowboarding trips and even in water near over the hood (I actually delivered pizza in that condition). It definitely wouldn't be high on the fast list. Passing a semi on the highway was even pretty tough.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 26, 2009, 11:12:30 PM
 I understand that for long term Diesel stores longer than Gas.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 26, 2009, 11:33:28 PM
I understand that for long term Diesel stores longer than Gas.

I believe the only mid range (6 months to two years) storage issue would be algae growth, but there is a simple additive for that.  And it is easier to take care of that than the break down of gas, even with additives like sta bil.  I know that we used to store up to 1,000 gallons of diesel for over six months with no issue, and we would put the combines away with two hundred gallons in their tanks for ten months with no additives and no issues.  Damn ... I can't let my lawn mower, snow blower, string trimmer, etc. sit for six months without half the gas going bad.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 26, 2009, 11:37:45 PM
Plus I would guess there would be less demand for diesel by the remaining public at large.

 ;D
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/435466230_39c59b6233.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 26, 2009, 11:40:46 PM
You can't go wrong with one of these.

Easy to work on, low tech, go anywhere, good mileage.

Been there, done that...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNEOMn4PaFo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq9gBNlgkpw&feature=related
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 26, 2009, 11:46:54 PM
Motorcycle's a GREAT idea, if your alone.  You'd need the side car for supplies.  Makes the rider a easy target to.  :-\

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2001-Ford-E350-7-3-Power-Stroke-Diesel-Cargo-Van-LR_W0QQitemZ260482000584QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item3ca5efe6c8&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 27, 2009, 12:04:33 AM
Motorcycle's a GREAT idea, if your alone.  You'd need the side car for supplies.  Makes the rider a easy target to.  :-\

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2001-Ford-E350-7-3-Power-Stroke-Diesel-Cargo-Van-LR_W0QQitemZ260482000584QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item3ca5efe6c8&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245

Lets see you ford a river or travel off road or plow snow in that van..........bridges out, roads unsafe for travel.

Add a trailer to the sidecar rig and it solves the where to put supplies issue.

This is a really good video showing military use of the sidecar rig and various weapon systems available........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5PAwc1ns8
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 27, 2009, 09:40:54 AM
2wd with reverse!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFo3o5DubOA&feature=related

That's pretty sweet!  I had a GSX R 1000, and even IT got 40mpg, so these things should stay over 30.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS6pUn8mk4Q&feature=fvw
Russian music ::), may want to turn off the sound on this one!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 27, 2009, 09:58:19 AM
Thing is even newer (last 10 years or so) have electronic ignition, fuel injectors etc.  Hell, most don't come with a kick start unless you get a dirt bike.

I have a 94 Yamaha Virago 1100 (haven't started it in 5 years!).  Always wanted a kick start and one more gear (higher) for it.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 27, 2009, 10:00:37 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Brand-New-2009-Gear-Up-2WD-Camo-Sidecar-2-YR-Unlim-Wrty_W0QQitemZ160363793560QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_motorcycles?hash=item25566d4c98&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245

If I had the cash I'd have this thing in a minute! ;D

She's hot, clearly as smart as any woman needs to be ;D, rides her own bike, and I like the way she works that throttle when it starts! ;)  I'm in love!
http://www.youtube.com/user/aliclopotiva#play/all
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 27, 2009, 10:10:50 AM
MSRP is 13,599.

http://www.imz-ural.com/products/
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 27, 2009, 10:30:57 AM
http://www.imz-ural.com/gearup/specs.htm

I think it's a clear winner!  Simple, functional, practicle, figures it's origins are the same as an AK's. 

At least american made bikes have LOTS of chrome. :-[
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tfr270 on September 27, 2009, 10:32:25 AM
http://www.pinzgauer.com/shpics.php?table=vehicles&idnum=36
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 27, 2009, 10:33:05 AM
I like the looks of this one better

http://www.imz-ural.com/sahara/
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tfr270 on September 27, 2009, 10:35:14 AM
http://www.pinzgauer.com/shpics.php?table=vehicles&idnum=106
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 27, 2009, 10:36:08 AM
http://www.pinzgauer.com/shpics.php?table=vehicles&idnum=84&cat=8
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tfr270 on September 27, 2009, 10:42:24 AM
Yep, been looking at jeeps for awhile now....more affordable than the Pinz I want. Cool thing with the Pinz and Unimogs in how you can customize them to your needs. Add a Conqueror camper trailer and you have a go anywhere rig.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 27, 2009, 10:46:57 AM
Way back when I was in the Army all you needed to fix a Jeep was 1/2 inch, 9/16, screw driver and a hammer!  You could fix damn near anything on it.  You could get or adapt parts for it easy.  Little 6 banger that would go any where, but fuel mileage wasn't great.  I especially liked the older split window models.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 27, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
Wow, I was just looking around and old twice and a halfs are not bad.  Around 9-10K
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 27, 2009, 11:00:05 AM
That's an M38, not a CJ5 as advertised.  Depending how comftorble you are on a bike I think it may be close to as good for this catagory as the Bike.  :-\

Not much could compare to a duce and a half if only for fun!  ;D  I like the "Mobile Command Center's".  (Just a big steel box on the back)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: dipisc on September 27, 2009, 11:12:41 AM
Hello to all.

     My choice would be a older Jeep. Check out    thecj3bpage   or  Surpluscityjeepparts  .  The cj3b page has people and articles that help you in restoring old jeeps.  Parts are out there  ie; in Ohio there is body parts (new) to replace the beyond restoring "tubs" and fenders. In  South Carolina (aikens) is a jeep parts company.  There are plenty other sites and companies out there. So start looking behind the barns and '60 's junkyards.

    For us in the north, during the winter months are a good time to work on fixing up vehicles when snowed in or just plain having time on yor hands.

     I have a '54  CJ3B with an enclosed cab that when I get the time and money will turn it into a mobile communications (ham) and Radio directional finding type vehicle.

     Extra/Spare parts need to be stored in electromatic/radiation resistant (silver) type packets/bags.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 27, 2009, 12:59:37 PM
Not spoil the fun but your ultimate post apocalypse vehicle is a mountain bitke with a lttle bike trailer. Gas will be gone in weeks, we don't store much, and what we do will probly be held by someone better armed than you. The roads will not be maintained and maybe clogged and bridges  may be out. Bikes are, cheap, easy to fix and will go any where. Not a lot of fun to peddle with an eighty pound pack and pulling  a trailer but faster than pushing a jeep thats out of gas. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 27, 2009, 01:13:06 PM
Not spoil the fun but your ultimate post apocalypse vehicle is a mountain bitke with a lttle bike trailer. Gas will be gone in weeks, we don't store much, and what we do will probly be held by someone better armed than you. The roads will not be maintained and maybe clogged and bridges  may be out. Bikes are, cheap, easy to fix and will go any where. Not a lot of fun to peddle with an eighty pound pack and pulling  a trailer but faster than pushing a jeep thats out of gas. ;D
FQ13

Easy for you to say..............

How about us old folks that need a cane to even walk? 
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on September 27, 2009, 01:30:07 PM
WORST PORN THREAD EVER!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 27, 2009, 02:06:42 PM
MOUNTAIN BIKE! :(  Where's the fun in THAT?!?  Even if you are right about gas being gone in a few weeks. :(

I still love this idea!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3405/3592866834_5c2147c9a6.jpg)
(http://www.motorcycleadventures.co.uk/7a475f60.jpg)
http://www.imz-ural.com/community/myural08.htm

Porn?  Everybody knows chick's dig bikes!  Even the mountain bike idea pull's em.
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_1Ht79K6IUBPHqjzbkF/SIG=129oinsd3/EXP=1254164679/**http%3A//ll.broadbandsports.com/images/bike_chick_2.jpg)
Yeah, I know your thinking about that seat! ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 27, 2009, 02:20:52 PM
Motorcycle's a GREAT idea, if your alone.  You'd need the side car for supplies.  Makes the rider a easy target to.  :-\


I'm glad that I was able to sway your vote! You may want to consider a Ural Wolf.


MOUNTAIN BIKE! :(  Where's the fun in THAT?!?  Even if you are right about gas being gone in a few weeks. :(

I still love this idea!

Yeah, I know your thinking about that seat! ;D



Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: sanjuancb on September 27, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Polaris Ranger RZR-S
All the way!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h270/Sanjuancb/rzr.jpg)
Engine Type     4-Stroke Twin Cylinder
Displacement/HP    760cc High Output (H.O.)
Fuel System    Electronic Fuel Injection
Cooling Type    Liquid
Fuel Capacity    7.25 gal. (27.4 ltr.)
Front Suspension     Dual A-Arm 12 in. Fox Podium (comp adjust/res.) (30 cm) Travel
Rear Suspension    Dual A-Arm, Rolled with Anti-Sway Bar 12 in. Fox Podium (comp adjust/res.) (30.5 cm) Travel

I am thinking select-fire Saiga 12's for the crew as well!

Anyone want to finance this setup for me?
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MAUSERMAN on September 27, 2009, 08:39:47 PM
Chevy K-5 Blazer with a 383 small block.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 27, 2009, 09:28:45 PM
Chevy K-5 Blazer with a 383 small block.

That's a whole lotta Rock-n-Roll there!  I had a '75 K5 with a 454, 33" tires, and a 4" lift when I was a teenager.  It had the factory full time 4wd transfer case, and got 8 mpg.  Even with the 383 sb I'm guessing it only pulls about 10.   :(

If your going to get out of zombie town your gonna need good range / mileage.

The side by side seem's like a great idea!  I dont see any drawbacks there.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 27, 2009, 09:42:53 PM
This is Russian advertising?!?  :-\

http://www.imz-ural.com/downloads/flash/URALCartoon02.swf
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 27, 2009, 09:51:19 PM
That's a whole lotta Rock-n-Roll there!  I had a '75 K5 with a 454, 33" tires, and a 4" lift when I was a teenager.  It had the factory full time 4wd transfer case, and got 8 mpg.  Even with the 383 sb I'm guessing it only pulls about 10.   :(

If your going to get out of zombie town your gonna need good range / mileage.

The side by side seem's like a great idea!  I dont see any drawbacks there.

The 383 would either be a stroked 400, which is a block you don't want, or a major over bored 350 (can't remember the ci math, but I'm not sure you could bore a 350 that big).  In either case it is hopped up to the point that it would most likely make your 454 look like a hybrid!

My last small block was a 350 taken .060 over, and the best I got out of it was 12 mpg ... and that was in a LUV.  On cruisin' nights we usually just reversed the letters to gpm.

Lots of cool things to look at on here, but with the idea for this being worst case simplicity should be the name of the game.  Honestly, the first thing that came to my mind was something along the lines of the 60's VW's that were converted to off road.  Light weight, basic air cooled engines that were durable and easy to maintain, with minimal tubing you could have full roll cage, raise the suspension up, and add floatation tires.  I've seen these things out perform major 4wd's in most terrain.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 27, 2009, 09:55:33 PM
This is Russian advertising?!?  :-\

http://www.imz-ural.com/downloads/flash/URALCartoon02.swf

hey BM,

I think I need to sign you up for the Ural Owners newsletter.......... my next one will be the Gear-up or Sahara but only 32 Sahara's were shipped to US in 2009.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 27, 2009, 10:04:21 PM
hey BM,

I think I need to sign you up for the Ural Owners newsletter.......... my next one will be the Gear-up or Sahara but only 32 Sahara's were shipped to US in 2009.

Your actually familiar with the Ural ? From what I understand they started out as a clone of the WWII German BMW's and Zundapp's.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: TAB on September 27, 2009, 10:09:43 PM
The 383 would either be a stroked 400, which is a block you don't want, or a major over bored 350 (can't remember the ci math, but I'm not sure you could bore a 350 that big).  In either case it is hopped up to the point that it would most likely make your 454 look like a hybrid!

My last small block was a 350 taken .060 over, and the best I got out of it was 12 mpg ... and that was in a LUV.  On cruisin' nights we usually just reversed the letters to gpm.

Lots of cool things to look at on here, but with the idea for this being worst case simplicity should be the name of the game.  Honestly, the first thing that came to my mind was something along the lines of the 60's VW's that were converted to off road.  Light weight, basic air cooled engines that were durable and easy to maintain, with minimal tubing you could have full roll cage, raise the suspension up, and add floatation tires.  I've seen these things out perform major 4wd's in most terrain.


a 383 is just a 400 crank droped into 350.  you do have to clearance the block for the extra stroke( unless you get one of the many aftermarket blocks out there)  you could not bore a 350 big enough, even if you didn't have a water jacket the bore spacing is not great enough.  I would bet a mild 454 would get better milage then a 383.   it does not have to work as hard to produce the same HP. 
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 27, 2009, 10:25:12 PM
Your actually familiar with the Ural ? From what I understand they started out as a clone of the WWII German BMW's and Zundapp's.


I bought my Ural in 2001.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 27, 2009, 10:27:47 PM
Cool. ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Big Frank on September 27, 2009, 10:39:30 PM
After the apocolypse there won't be any traffic cops so I can ride my atv on the roads without getting a ticket. It gets better gas mileage than my truck.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: devzal on September 27, 2009, 10:40:10 PM
I'm going with the Jeep TJ Wrangler, mostly because I already have one, it's paid for, and it has going me in and out of some questionable terrain.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MAUSERMAN on September 27, 2009, 10:40:23 PM
http://www.smedingperformance.com/
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 27, 2009, 10:59:20 PM
Again guys, very cool toys, and a great thread. But you guys must plan on learning Arabic. Because unless the Saudis can get oil here, and our refineries some how keep functioning, and the tanker trucks can still roll, and....and.... About two months or less after the "event" you ain't going to be riding anything you can't peddle, saddle, sail or row. :-\
FQ13 Who also thinks a nice recurve bow and three feet of good steel might come in handy because if you think ammo is hard to find now......
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Overload on September 28, 2009, 12:13:49 AM
The picture of the Ural pulling the Rokon (2WD motorcycle), note the date.  They were going to one of the strangest motorcycle rides in the country, the Elephant Ride.  The idea is to recreate Hannibal Crossing the Alps, with a modern twist.  A bunch of crazy motorcyclists gather up in Grant, CO and try to ride over Guanella Pass, a high mountain pass (11,669ft).  Some years, it's an 'easy' ride, other years no one makes it over.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 28, 2009, 03:38:47 AM
The picture of the Ural pulling the Rokon (2WD motorcycle), note the date.  They were going to one of the strangest motorcycle rides in the country, the Elephant Ride.  The idea is to recreate Hannibal Crossing the Alps, with a modern twist.  A bunch of crazy motorcyclists gather up in Grant, CO and try to ride over Guanella Pass, a high mountain pass (11,669ft).  Some years, it's an 'easy' ride, other years no one makes it over.

I bet you are right as to where it was headed. Maybe on a snow machine but no way are you going to find me trying that ride on a bike.

My father used to tell about when he was a teenager in the 1930's he delivered papers on a Harley and would run chains on it in the winter time. That was in Maine. a Ural would have made his life a little easier.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Pathfinder on September 28, 2009, 06:37:05 AM
WORST PORN THREAD EVER!

Eric, give yourself your own award for comment of the day!!! Damn near fell off my chair reading that.   ;D

This has evolved into a wish-list / show-and-tell. None of these will work post-apocalypse. You're forgetting key points.

1. bug out or bug in, anything else and you're just a moving target

2. if bugging out, get to your bug-out location as quickly as you can; if you're still on the road weeks after TSHTF, something is seriously wrong, and back to the last point in #1. Besides, gas will probably not be available "weeks" after SHTF - except at a price that may be too dear to pay

3. What the hell are you doing on the road anyhow, post-SHTF? You want to be a target of opportunity?

4. Motorcycles are terrible BOVs - fast and agile, yes, good on fuel consumption too, but then they have to be - they don't carry very much fuel. Or anything else for that matter, even with a side car. Especially other people. One of the key rules of SHTF - don't try to go it alone, there is strength in numbers.

And now back to the thread already in progress . . . .  8)

IF you need something for local (and presumed safe) travel, there is always solar -

(http://www.golf-aid.com/images/starcar01.jpg)

or the great old standby, the original, the one and only, Horse 1.0 -

(http://image4.equinenow.com/197703_1/starsnip_pasterns.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 28, 2009, 08:43:53 AM
(http://image4.equinenow.com/197703_1/starsnip_pasterns.jpg)
Post TSHTF...  It's what's for dinner. ;D

Your absolutely right on all point's Path..  BUT (isnt there always), fuel will be available in VERY, VERY limited quantities, and at a dear price indeed, for months.  As people will be siphoning old boats, junked cars, lawn mowers, gas station tanks, whatever.  Many, many of the people who were able to tuff it out and stay put will after several days, weeks, months, will need to relocate.  Many reasons come to mind, food, finding loved ones, worsening neighborhoods due to gangs, & preparing for cold weather, floods, you get the picture.

As we're unable to predict and prepare for everything that may happen, YOU may end up being one of these travelers!

While I really, really like the URAL, and would love to have one, it does still leave the driver WIDE open, and I've got a wife and kid to consider.  So more and more I'm thinking VW baja bug. :-\  That flat floor pan, and the motor over rear drive wheels makes a real differance!  Years ago a friend had one and it was amazing!  Went further than 3 out of four of our 4wd trucks about every time! One truck was lifted with 38" tires... not mine, :( stupid bug!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/VW_Baja_Beetle.jpg)

Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: jpr9954 on September 28, 2009, 11:25:14 AM
What you need is a bobbed M35 deuce and a half! Rugged, check. Multifuel engine, check. Carrying capacity, check. MG turret mount, doable.  ;D

Here's a YouTube video of one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JZSJqdyA88 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JZSJqdyA88)

And a picture.

(http://www.jeeptruck.com/sale/ad133/tn_shorty024_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on September 28, 2009, 11:49:22 AM
I'll see your M35 and raise you.....


(http://i29.tinypic.com/14myy5h.jpg)




*BTW - It will basically run on anything combustible

Exit Question: Is anyone else surprised by how quickly this has become a very lengthy thread?
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: long762range on September 28, 2009, 01:36:13 PM

How about an attack mule?


(http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo49/SpiffyGrl/mulevscat3.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 28, 2009, 01:40:15 PM
How about an attack mule?


(http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo49/SpiffyGrl/mulevscat3.jpg)
I wouldn't try to saddle him without permission. Yikes!
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ratcatcher55 on September 28, 2009, 03:03:02 PM
If it was good enough for Jan Michael Vincent, its good enough for me. ;D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8104897017454705561&ei=ThXBSp_uGoaO-Abmz43QBg&hl=en#

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landmaster
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Pathfinder on September 28, 2009, 04:09:55 PM
If it was good enough for Jan Michael Vincent, its good enough for me. ;D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8104897017454705561&ei=ThXBSp_uGoaO-Abmz43QBg&hl=en#

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landmaster

Ding ding ding ding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have a winner!!!!!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Overload on September 28, 2009, 05:05:54 PM
I've been looking for a winter/off-road vehicle.  What about a CUCV?  I was leaning to either a m1008 pickup or m1009 Blazer.  Diesel powered, upgraded running gear, TOUGH electrical system (24v?).  They're available for around $1K I believe.
thoughts?

p.s. Why doesn't anyone currently sell a high MPG 4wd/awd pickup or suv?  No Samurai or B2000 anymore (in the USA)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Big Frank on September 28, 2009, 05:07:46 PM
A Gama Goat is about the same size as a pickup truck so it will fit down city streets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gama_Goat It's an amphibious 6x6 with 4-wheel steering. Plus they're fun to drive.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 28, 2009, 05:50:37 PM
If it was good enough for Jan Michael Vincent, its good enough for me. ;D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8104897017454705561&ei=ThXBSp_uGoaO-Abmz43QBg&hl=en#

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landmaster

That makes two of us that've been wanting one of these since we were 10!  But, I dont want it $400,000 bad!  :o

Still, SWEEEEEEEET!  ;)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/8/8e/20060115235050%21Landmaster.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Pathfinder on September 28, 2009, 06:04:59 PM
A Gama Goat is about the same size as a pickup truck so it will fit down city streets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gama_Goat It's an amphibious 6x6 with 4-wheel steering. Plus they're fun to drive.

Agreed - love the Goat!

The Goat played a minor role in Stripes with Bill Murry, in the background at the Czech checkpoint, never moved. But I have seen them in action, way cool machine. Don't know about the mileage though . . .   ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2009, 06:07:14 PM
A Gama Goat is about the same size as a pickup truck so it will fit down city streets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gama_Goat It's an amphibious 6x6 with 4-wheel steering. Plus they're fun to drive.

If you leave the tail gate open on the Gama Goat they DO NOT float. At Motor T school they were going to show us how amphibious they were, it turned into a class on vehicle recovery.  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: twyacht on September 28, 2009, 06:19:56 PM
Something diesel, gas will be to hard to find, even the conversion to run off cooking oil, lamp oil, etc,....

For me it would be a boat, with 671 Cummins Diesels, maybe Duetz, no computer control , simple to maintain, they run on broken valves, cracked heads, and almost no oil pressure.

Sail back up, need to get off shore for a while and island hop until the survivors organize and some communication can be restored.

An old Bertram would be fine.  34-42 feet.  I would have the name "Eat Me" on the transom. 8)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: brosometal on September 28, 2009, 06:38:52 PM
You would need to be heavily armed.  At sea, might makes right.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 28, 2009, 08:04:21 PM
You would need to be heavily armed.  At sea, might makes right.
Pshaw! He'll get'em at 1,000 yards with his buffalo gun pilgrim. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2009, 09:10:52 PM
Pshaw! He'll get'em at 1,000 yards with his buffalo gun pilgrim. ;D
FQ13

FQ, Would YOU close in on some one punching holes in you hull and crew at 1,000 yards ?
Hint, sieves do not make good Pirate vessels, nor are pirates especially effective when leaking.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 28, 2009, 09:17:47 PM
FQ, Would YOU close in on some one punching holes in you hull and crew at 1,000 yards ?
Hint, sieves do not make good Pirate vessels, nor are pirates especially effective when leaking.

Hell if you can hit a 40 ft boat from a 40 ft boat at 1000 yards I don't want to mess with you!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Timothy on September 28, 2009, 09:25:48 PM
Hell if you can hit a 40 ft boat from a 40 ft boat at 1000 yards I don't want to mess with you!

(http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tsbevins/ciws-label.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 28, 2009, 09:28:51 PM
(http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tsbevins/ciws-label.jpg)

As a pirate sinking the other ship sorta defeats the purpose and I don't think you could mount that on yer average pleasure boat.

;)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 28, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
Hell if you can hit a 40 ft boat from a 40 ft boat at 1000 yards I don't want to mess with you!
Plus 10! Note to Deepwater, issue sharps rifles to merchant marine crews. It should keep insurance low, stay within most nations gun control laws and lend a touch of retro class to pirate popping. Seriously, AK from 40 foot speed boat, vs Sharps from from 200 foot vessel at 500 yards with a 2 ft chop. Who wins? ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2009, 10:08:26 PM
How about a broadside of these ?  ;D

http://www.gunsamerica.com/976993247/Guns/Rifles/Cannons/Modern-Replica/Big_Bore_Naval_Cannon_1_3_4_Golf_Ball_Cannon.htm
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 28, 2009, 10:23:49 PM
Just for the record, this ain't thread drift, it just wandered from the mojito thread. Its still got pirates. That equals rum, and guns, and now classic guns defeating muslim pirates! If that ain't cool I'll kiss your ass, so don't diss my drink Eric! AAAARGH again. ;D
FQ13 who is ROFL
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 29, 2009, 12:34:45 AM
If nothing else, this would SURELY top the charts for the fun way to go!  Even has the Duetz engine and carries 3,000 gallons of diesel!  "Rigged to be handled by two people", not bad!

http://www.usedboatfinder.com/index.cfm?bvnpage=ad&boatid=59334&boat=used+82+foot+1999+Traditional+North+American+Schooner++Sail+Boat

(http://www.boatsville.com/boats/59334/main-undersail2.jpg)
Fire engine red sails help you blend in right?  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 29, 2009, 02:15:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VOULfira3o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VOULfira3o&feature=fvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf5m2cKu0IU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMpr5297DfQ&feature=related

Why do the Russian's have all the cool toys? ???
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 29, 2009, 09:26:17 AM
Because they spent more money developing ATV missile launchers. The front part of that is developed from a Scud TEL.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 29, 2009, 11:08:27 AM
You know when you get the tracked thing stuck its time just walk away and write it off!  Nothing else is going to get near it!


This little thing fits the bill perfectly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hD9yjU-IIo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQzzzbwPJA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYmkXk3wWmU&NR=1

Even makes camoflaging pig noises! ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 29, 2009, 11:14:01 AM
 Might as well have a little STYLE.  There's one around here in light blue.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_QW-Iw_eQ
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Timothy on September 29, 2009, 11:32:58 AM
Why do the Russian's have all the cool toys? ???

The Russians can design some good crap but can't manufacture it for crap....other than the AK, nothing coming from the Russian Federation or the old Soviet Union is worth a shit!  Might look cool but it's made by people who have no pride in their workmanship!  Junk, pure and simple....

We, as a country, are coming to the same end....unless you young folks get back in the game!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 29, 2009, 12:34:29 PM
 Their Navy is a perfect example, beautiful lines and crap engines.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Timothy on September 29, 2009, 01:30:56 PM
Their Navy is a perfect example, beautiful lines and crap engines.

Russian Aircraft Carrier.....so big a pile that they had to build a launch ramp to get their POS Fighters off the decks....  Barely made it out to sea before the end of the Cold War.....

Your Welcome! ;)    SOSUS Rocks!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

(http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tsbevins/admiral-kuznetzov-aircraft-carrier-.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 29, 2009, 01:33:27 PM
Russian Aircraft Carrier.....so big a pile that they had to build a launch ramp to get their POS Fighters off the decks....  Barely made it out to sea before the end of the Cold War.....

Your Welcome! ;)    SOSUS Rocks!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

(http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tsbevins/admiral-kuznetzov-aircraft-carrier-.jpg)
Is that thing still afloat? I heard it had been mothballed.
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Pathfinder on September 29, 2009, 01:45:49 PM
Even makes camoflaging pig noises! ;D

Too damn funny - but true.

Too bad the Russian stuff is crap. That Aton-Impulse VIKING-2992 has some serious possibilities as a bug-out vehicle!

I like the way this site describes it as a Post-Apocalyptic Survival Vehicle.
http://jalopnik.com/5278887/aton+impulse-viking+2992-amphibious-apocalypse-bogger?autoplay=true (http://jalopnik.com/5278887/aton+impulse-viking+2992-amphibious-apocalypse-bogger?autoplay=true)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on September 29, 2009, 01:51:00 PM
Exit Question: Is anyone else surprised by how quickly this has become a very lengthy thread?

10 pages in 3 days ::)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 29, 2009, 02:00:47 PM
So, men like machine's!  ;D


Looks like they got going to fast and ran into something.  One of their sub.'s?
(http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tsbevins/admiral-kuznetzov-aircraft-carrier-.jpg)

I dont think the Russian's lack of "caring about their work" will change when (If I'm right on this).  They're assigned jobs, that they work at their whole lives without chance of promotion or a raise. (I think MY last boss may have been Russian!)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 29, 2009, 02:09:48 PM
Can you imagine working on the flight deck of that thing? I'd rather take a job in a fireworks factory staffed by two pack a day smokers.
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tt11758 on September 29, 2009, 02:12:11 PM
SCOUT!  I believe that is the name, Ford Scout.


The Scout was made by International Harvester.  Ford made the Bronco.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Timothy on September 29, 2009, 02:40:04 PM
Is that thing still afloat? I heard it had been mothballed.
FQ13

Yes, they sailed it into the Med last summer doing a little dodge and duck with our boys and girls.  A friend of mine, who's wife is now a Captain (Colonel to you ground pounders), managed to send back several dozen pics of her while she was part of the Trumans strike group staff...

The Russians have been trying to peddle it off to the highest bidder....it's a joke...

Quite a rusted pile of junk....I can't find the pics though, I'll look again tonight...
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 29, 2009, 05:01:17 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Fast-Attack-Vehicle-Navy-Seals-Military-Army-ATV_W0QQitemZ190317815534QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS:B:SRCH:US:102

M60 & TOW launcher on there?
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 29, 2009, 05:07:02 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-AM-General-M35A2C-Military-Transport-Truck_W0QQitemZ250504757096QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item3a533f3f68&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245

Multi-fuel engine that'll run on dog turds if you can push them into the cylinders quick enough!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 29, 2009, 06:39:57 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-AM-General-M35A2C-Military-Transport-Truck_W0QQitemZ250504757096QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item3a533f3f68&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245

Multi-fuel engine that'll run on dog turds if you can push them into the cylinders quick enough!

I believe multi-fuel refers to diesel, kerosene, turbine fuel, gasoline, bio fuel, or any comination of these fuels and not dog turds unless you can turn them into a combustible liquid state.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 29, 2009, 06:42:23 PM
 Methane ?   ;D 
In Motor T school they told us the multi fuel engines would run on any thing from Jet fuel to vodka and perfume.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 29, 2009, 06:57:20 PM
Methane:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3HEGh328KY&NR=1

Now THAT'S classy! 
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 29, 2009, 07:07:49 PM
Well if you convert the turds to methane then your all set.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Big Frank on September 30, 2009, 05:32:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VOULfira3o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VOULfira3o&feature=fvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf5m2cKu0IU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMpr5297DfQ&feature=related

Why do the Russian's have all the cool toys? ???

They need them because their roads suck. ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Rob Pincus on September 30, 2009, 05:56:26 PM
TWyacht, I'm with you, but I think we should go bigger and classier... with sails:


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/vtcrob/drumbeat1.jpg)


http://www.yachtsmarter.com/yachtcharter/drumbeat.php

-RJP
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: TAB on September 30, 2009, 06:07:47 PM
middle of the ocean would be the safest place to be if "bad things" are happening
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on September 30, 2009, 06:18:23 PM
I've been waiting for somebody to say Nuclear Sub!  But the sailboat will sure be a lot easier to to find!  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Timothy on September 30, 2009, 07:02:20 PM
I've been waiting for somebody to say Nuclear Sub!  But the sailboat will sure be a lot easier to to find!  ;D


Subs are far too complex for average folks and the tight quarters and claustrophobia can be a little unsettling!

And everyone smells pretty bad!

Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Big Frank on September 30, 2009, 07:09:48 PM
Beer and chili night in a sub. Whew!!! It's just a big can of gas.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: twyacht on September 30, 2009, 07:18:44 PM
TWyacht, I'm with you, but I think we should go bigger and classier... with sails:


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q214/vtcrob/drumbeat1.jpg)


http://www.yachtsmarter.com/yachtcharter/drumbeat.php

-RJP

Amen to that Rob, I told Haz I would pick him up...
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/panorama_1.jpg)

Watermakers, solar and wind generators, and a crew with all the Dillon, RCBS, brass, primers, powder, bullets, she'll hold.
Plus two of those homemade beer/wine kits,  ::)  We wouldn't be alone, we would be part of the United States Naval Militia.

 8)





Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Hazcat on September 30, 2009, 07:28:47 PM
AYE AYE, Sir.  Reporting for duty!  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Rob Pincus on September 30, 2009, 08:30:14 PM
Actually, your pic is the vessel I was looking for, but couldn't remember her name....
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 30, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
Actually, your pic is the vessel I was looking for, but couldn't remember her name....

Dollar Sign.




 ;)

 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: david86440 on September 30, 2009, 10:40:43 PM
Is this topic the Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse, or Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse that we can afford?

I think this is a more appropriate vessel for my pay scale.




Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 30, 2009, 10:42:42 PM
I defer to my original post.  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 01, 2009, 02:00:14 AM
VW Baja Bug "pre-apocalypse", I'm afraid getting to a sailing yacht "POST-apocalypse" is going to put you in a crowd of thousands shooting it out to do the same after.  Am I wrong thinking you can only live on fish a few weeks?
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: twyacht on October 01, 2009, 05:32:44 AM
Keyword in the OP is apocalypse. That involves a catastrophic level that a stolen boat is the least of anyone's worries.

We're talking dogs and cats living together, ::: MASS HYSTERIA!! :o :o

Yacht's are probably not realistic, just like this thread, so stick to your VW, I'll stick to my yacht.  ;)





Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 01, 2009, 06:33:49 AM
I say build your own!  
(http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/am/v2/n2/ships-tn.jpg)

Gonna need a really sturdy trailer hitch on the Bug for that 500 footer.  :-\
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: brosometal on October 01, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Genesis 9:9-11


9 "I now establish my covenant with you and with your descendants after you 10 and with every living creature that was with you—the birds, the livestock and all the wild animals, all those that came out of the ark with you—every living creature on earth. 11 I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be cut off by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth."

The whole boat thing may be moot... 

I'd bet on a whole bunch o fire.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 01, 2009, 02:38:59 PM
Who's the first one that remembers it?!?!  ;D  You ALL seen it before!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2113721212_1815e3b3f1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 01, 2009, 02:57:03 PM
Who's the first one that remembers it?!?!  ;D  You ALL seen it before!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2113721212_1815e3b3f1.jpg)


Lost in Space???
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 01, 2009, 03:28:15 PM
Off road pope mobile?
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ratcatcher55 on October 01, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
Lost in Space???

Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!!

This one is Clint Eastwood approved. So simple even Sandra Locke can drive it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=324Om_B9_hc
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 01, 2009, 04:33:14 PM
BINGO!  You guy's are good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS5BQBOou1w&feature=related

Filmed in the same place NASA shot their moon landings?  ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 01, 2009, 04:48:07 PM
         Filmed in the same place NASA shot their moon landings?
You've been listening to Vinbea haven't you ?    ::)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: TAB on October 01, 2009, 05:03:28 PM
http://thechive.com/2009/10/the-maltese-falcon-luxury-yacht-14-photos/
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: twyacht on October 01, 2009, 06:23:12 PM
http://thechive.com/2009/10/the-maltese-falcon-luxury-yacht-14-photos/

TAB, now you got it goin' on...That's the spirit!!! ;D

Even for a "blow boat"
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: 1911 Junkie on October 01, 2009, 10:02:34 PM
Ya'll can talk about fuel availability, mileage and all that other crap. I don't care about it because I have the solution.

I'm getting a Pincus. It is not very well known that a Pincus can piss 110 octane race fuel. A little Pincus can get you where you need to go. Keep your Pincus well hydrated for everyday travel or slip him some Wild Turkey if you need some extra performance.

So if you're driving a moped or an Abrams, get a little Pincus in your tank.






 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 02, 2009, 09:24:53 AM
(http://www.bettymills.com/store/images/product/GOJ90106.JPG)

For that extra dark brown nose...
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: 1911 Junkie on October 02, 2009, 09:45:07 AM
How Badger rolls.........

Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on October 02, 2009, 09:46:43 AM
Oh will this thread ever die!?!?!?! Where is The Pincus when you need him.... can we please put this thread into "The Archives" ? ? ? ? ?



EXIT QUESTION: Why has no one mentioned a vehicle covered in Tin Foil yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K50PKNUl_6Y



Hmmmm.... Maybe a DeLorean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2S7J_JBWds


::)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 02, 2009, 09:59:19 AM


Hmmmm.... Maybe a DeLorean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2S7J_JBWds


::)

Is Christopher Lloyd hiring body guards to protect himself from hoards of hot chicks, or can we say VIRGIN?
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on October 02, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
Is Christopher Lloyd hiring body guards to protect himself from hoards of hot chicks, or can we say VIRGIN?


I dont know if I would go as far as to say he is a "virgin".... I think you could easily make the case that the car in that video is his girlfriend.  ;)

Also, he seems to have a lot of money, yet no job ???. By the looks of the houses he was driving by, it looks like he... err...uhh..... his parents live in a very nice neighborhood.  ;D

..... I wonder if he has had that thing up to 88 mph yet....... I bet it was exciting yet disappointing all at the same time!  (http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/2erOBh1.gif)

Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on October 02, 2009, 10:15:55 AM
........This is probably his Ringtone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zSw2V_vW0Y
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: long762range on October 02, 2009, 10:50:03 AM
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/long762range/roadwarrior.jpg)

1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe

 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 02, 2009, 11:40:18 AM
Oh will this thread ever die!?!?!?! Where is The Pincus when you need him.... can we please put this thread into "The Archives" ? ? ? ? ?



EXIT QUESTION: Why has no one mentioned a vehicle covered in Tin Foil yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K50PKNUl_6Y



Hmmmm.... Maybe a DeLorean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2S7J_JBWds


::)

OMG, I almost pee'd myself laughing when he said he gets his parts from Eric, at backtothefuture.com!!!!

You blew your own cover! ;D ;D ;D
Title: UPDATE: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2009, 10:06:40 AM
UPDATE: Once again, Bane never gives anyone from the forums a shout out on the pod cast for providing him with content

http://www.downrange.tv/radio/138.htm

http://jalopnik.com/360213/the-ten-best-post+apocalyptic-survival-vehicle



















*Say my name, bitch!  ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 09, 2009, 10:52:19 AM
  I think it's just YOU, he's mentioned ME a couple times  ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2009, 11:40:30 AM
  I think it's just YOU, he's mentioned ME a couple times  ;D

Are u "Sweetie" or "Alf the wonder beagle"?
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 09, 2009, 11:45:12 AM
I didn't listen to make sure but I think this is one.

http://www.downrange.tv/radio/123.htm
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
I didn't listen to make sure but I think this is one.

http://www.downrange.tv/radio/123.htm

"Frying bacon in the nude"? Thats not the kind of shout out I was talking about!

Find the minute mark for me, buddy.... I'm not sitting through the whole thing
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: texcaliber on December 09, 2009, 02:45:16 PM
holy wine-1-1
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 09, 2009, 03:31:13 PM
"Frying bacon in the nude"? Thats not the kind of shout out I was talking about!

Find the minute mark for me, buddy.... I'm not sitting through the whole thing

Neither am I    ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
Neither am I    ;D

Then I will just assume you meant the "frying bacon nude" part :D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: bulldog75 on December 09, 2009, 04:03:59 PM
Sounds almost like grinding meat nude. Too Much Information (TMI)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: texcaliber on December 09, 2009, 04:18:49 PM
Is it me or is Eric talking way too much about nude Tom.  ???

I don't know maybe it me.  :-\
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 09, 2009, 05:34:03 PM
Is it me or is Eric talking way too much about nude Tom.  ???

I don't know maybe it me.  :-\

I don't know, but I'm glad he lives a long way off.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 31, 2009, 11:36:37 AM
UPDATE: Once again, Bane never gives anyone from the forums a shout out on the pod cast for providing him with content

http://www.downrange.tv/radio/138.htm

http://jalopnik.com/360213/the-ten-best-post+apocalyptic-survival-vehicle

*Say my name, bitch!  ;D :D ;)


Hey Eric, Did you listen to the 12/30 Podcast   ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MAUSERMAN on December 31, 2009, 07:20:31 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: sledgemeister on December 31, 2009, 08:39:36 PM
Not sure if anyone has posted this already but this would be mine for urban enviroment

THE TUMBLER
(http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/dark%20knight%20tumbler%20still.jpg)

Quote
Technical specifications
Length: 15 feet (4.57 m)
Width: 9 feet 4 inches (2.84 m)
Weight: 2.5 short tons (2.3 t)
Acceleration: 0-60 in 5.6 seconds. Under full acceleration, the car could actually rise up on its front "legs" while the front wheels stayed planted on the ground creating an effect like a giant spider.
Engine[47]: 5.0 litre Vauxhall/GM engine capable of 500 horsepower (370 kW).
Fuel: The "jet engine" on the back of the car was fed by propane tanks.
Tires: 4 "Super swamper" tires standing 44 inches (1,100 mm) tall (via titanium axles) in the rear and 2 Hoosier dirt tires on the front.

Features
The Batman Begins Batmobile has a pair of autocannons mounted in the nose of the car between the front wheels. In "Attack" mode,[48] the driver's seat moves to the center of the car, and the driver is repositioned to lay face-down with his head in the center section between the front wheels. This serves two main purposes: first, it provides more substantial protection with the driver shielded by multiple layers of armor plating. Second, the prone position reduces the risk of injury a driver faces when making extreme driving maneuvers.[49] Other devices included:

Rear flaps for brake
Front autocannons
Rocket launcher
Landing hook to Sprung landing stabilization
Integrated fire-extinguishing system
Integrated safety connection to gasoline control
Jet engine on back of car for quick boosts/rampless jumps
Stealth mode, which turns off the car's lights and reduces the engine sound enormously, making the car very hard to find in dark places
Caltrops are deployed from the rear of the vehicle. Batman uses this to immobilize a police vehicle following him.
Front of car is heavily armored, so the car can crash into and destroy objects, and also protects the driver (Batman) while in the prone driving position/"Attack" mode
Both front wheels can eject when the vehicle is damaged to form the Batpod, a bat-cycle like vehicle (the rest self-destructs).

Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Big Frank on January 01, 2010, 01:05:08 AM
My ATV will go a lot of places a 4x4 truck won't. Maybe not the ultimate vehicle but a good one.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 01, 2010, 01:40:39 AM
Yeah, but your ATV doesn't mount twin .50's  ;D
Does it  ???

;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 01, 2010, 03:50:08 AM
Not sure if anyone has posted this already but this would be mine for urban enviroment

THE TUMBLER
(http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/dark%20knight%20tumbler%20still.jpg)
 


This thing really does drive!  They sent it around to all the NASCAR tracks for a pre-race show the year of the movie.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: philw on January 01, 2010, 03:54:11 AM
This thing really does drive!  They sent it around to all the NASCAR tracks for a pre-race show the year of the movie.

they also have one rolling about  Movie World  at the Gold Coast here in QLD

Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 01, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
(http://silver-rockets.com/images/2008/0317_legos2.jpg)

From:
(http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n0/n305.jpg)

But only if the do something about that pesky little issue with HAL.
(http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/2001_a_space_odyssey_hello_dave.jpg?w=450&h=532)



We're all supposed to be in flying cars today!!!  What a disappointment we must be.
  :(



Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 01, 2010, 04:49:58 AM
(http://www.liveyachting.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/y705.jpg)
Even if it is just to darn pretty to put in that dirty old river.   ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 01, 2010, 04:56:17 AM
(http://www.commercialfreechildhood.org/actions/Pussycat-Dolls-wp10_208045a.jpg)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: philw on January 01, 2010, 05:38:55 AM
come on now


there is only one car for the Apocalypse
(http://www.madmaxmovies.com/publicity-archive/mad-max-photo-archive/road-warrior/colour/video-stills/MM2OpeningChase.JPG)

(http://www.madmaxmovies.com/cars/mad-max-interceptor/images/StevePfeiffer/madmax1.JPG)
(http://www.madmaxmovies.com/cars/mad-max-interceptor/images/StevePfeiffer/madmax2.JPG)


Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: sledgemeister on January 01, 2010, 05:54:01 AM
Sorry Phil, nup that while is hot in its day it wouldnt survive a zombie apocolypse.
I posted before my choice of urban assault vehicle I think it only fair now to post what i would want for an off roader assault vehicle.

Presenting the RIPSAW MS2
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3388/3590542017_56c284d690.jpg)
(http://defense-update.com/images_large3/ripsaw_ms2.jpg)

Video of the beast in action. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TLbviUMouI

Quote
Weighing 4.5 ton (9,000 lbs) the RipSaw MS2 vehicle is sized like a HMMWV. It can carry about one ton (2,000 lbs) of payload and be controlled remotely or operated by a driver and a crewman. The vehicle uses a lightweight tubular chassis design, derived from NASCAR race cars, powered by a 6.6 liters duramax diesel engine, developing 600 hp and 1000 ft/lb of torque, providing exceptional power to weight ration for vehicles at this class. Fully weaponized and loaded, the RipSaw MS2 can accelerate from 0 to 50 mph in 5.5 seconds (!) reaching a top speed of about 60 mph. "Ripsaw is very quick and agile, it can easily outmaneuver a human" Michael Hawe told Defense Update, indicating this is not trivial for a UGV.


The high power-to-weight ratio, efficient suspension and low ground pressure are providing RipSaw MS2 with exceptional maneuverability. Its center of gravity is located 70 cm (30") above, contributing to the high stability in steep gradient (50degrees) and side slope (45 degrees). High ground clearance (60cm – 24") and relatively low weight, wide tracks and the suspension's long travel maintain low ground pressure of 2.8 lbs/square inch. This attribute enables the vehicle to traverse rugged terrain at high speed, negotiate vertical obstacles up to 1.5 meter (60") high or rip through barriers like a heavy tank.

The innovative mechanical clutching system that controls the hydrostatic transmission with the power, speed and simplicity of a mechanical drive system is responsible for the vehicle's rapid acceleration, maneuverability and control.
The RipSaw MS2 is only 1.77 meter high, thus capable to effectively blend in the terrain, and mask itself from enemy observation. The low silhouette is also beneficial when moving forward as an advanced fire base; RipSaw-MS2 has already been tested with the 7.62mm and .50 Cal machine guns. The vehicle was also demonstrated carrying Javelin missiles, but none were fired sofar. The vehicle was weaponized by the Armys Armament Research, Development and Engineering Center (ARDEC) at Picatinny Arsenal, NJ. The kit included the installation of a remotely controlled M240 machine gun operated from a separate console installed in the control vehicle.

Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 01, 2010, 06:08:29 AM
At least Phils keeps you dry in the rain. ;D Why hasn't anyone mentioned a good old up armored hummer with a grenade launcher or 20 mil?
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 01, 2010, 09:28:53 AM
+1 on the Ford Falcon XB GT!!!

You seen this?

http://www.thedocumentaryblog.com/index.php/2009/05/07/eric-banas-car-documentary-love-the-beast-trailer/

http://www.lastinterceptor.com/real.html

After watching it for 20 minutes I finally recognized Eric Bana from Black Hawk Down.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: CJS3 on January 01, 2010, 12:08:03 PM
 A horse! No gas to buy (after the apocalypse, who's going to be "selling" it), plenty of forage for fuel, and all you need for "spare" parts is another horse of the opposite sex.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 01, 2010, 12:13:56 PM
A horse! No gas to buy (after the apocalypse, who's going to be "selling" it), plenty of forage for fuel, and all you need for "spare" parts is another horse of the opposite sex.
And instead of a nitro injector, just flashing a bottle of Elmers glue is sure to exrtract that extra burst of speed. ;D
FQ13 who still says that if you can't pedal it, saddle it or row it, its not a post apocalyse vehicle
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: 1911 Junkie on January 01, 2010, 12:51:19 PM
And you can eat the horse.  8)
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 01, 2010, 02:55:39 PM
 What a freaking year THIS is starting off as ???
It hasn't been 24 hours yet and I have agreed with both TAB and FQ .
I think the world may end early.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: 1911 Junkie on January 01, 2010, 03:06:40 PM
What a freaking year THIS is starting off as ???
It hasn't been 24 hours yet and I have agreed with both TAB and FQ .
I think the world may end early.

And BM hasn't been a total a$$............yet.  ;)


 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 01, 2010, 03:09:11 PM
And BM hasn't been a total a$$............yet.  ;)


 ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Timothy on January 01, 2010, 03:09:35 PM
And BM hasn't been a total a$$............yet.  ;)

 ;D

The day ain't over yet!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: philw on January 01, 2010, 03:22:58 PM
+1 on the Ford Falcon XB GT!!!

You seen this?

http://www.thedocumentaryblog.com/index.php/2009/05/07/eric-banas-car-documentary-love-the-beast-trailer/

http://www.lastinterceptor.com/real.html

After watching it for 20 minutes I finally recognized Eric Bana from Black Hawk Down.

yea mate   

you should watch Eric in Chopper   :)   


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RysM6z256j8


was based on the Real Mark "Chopper" Reid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG90K9Oi4OM
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: philw on January 01, 2010, 03:23:50 PM
What a freaking year THIS is starting off as ???
It hasn't been 24 hours yet and I have agreed with both TAB and FQ .
I think the world may end early.


hahahaha   looks like you are going to have an interesting year now Mate     ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: MAUSERMAN on January 01, 2010, 05:20:57 PM
Six wheeled whoop ass ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: sledgemeister on January 01, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
A horse! No gas to buy (after the apocalypse, who's going to be "selling" it), plenty of forage for fuel, and all you need for "spare" parts is another horse of the opposite sex.

Damn by that definition it could be a camel too and thats just way too close to creepy!  :P
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 01, 2010, 06:13:12 PM
Damn by that definition it could be a camel too and thats just way too close to creepy!  :P

Camels can't hack it in the American desert, Army Capt. named Beale tried it back in 1857, most of them died, here it has to be Horses, Mules (or burro's) or Oxen.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: ratcatcher55 on January 01, 2010, 06:29:16 PM
yea mate   

you should watch Eric in Chopper   :)   


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RysM6z256j8


was based on the Real Mark "Chopper" Reid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG90K9Oi4OM

Phil,

I saw this movie on TV! WTF!!!! Why would you let this guy run loose?
We can't get the movie or Reids book over here in the States.
Unbelievable!!!
Eric is a hell of an actor.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: sledgemeister on January 02, 2010, 01:07:26 AM
Phil,

I saw this movie on TV! WTF!!!! Why would you let this guy run loose?
We can't get the movie or Reids book over here in the States.
Unbelievable!!!
Eric is a hell of an actor.

Chopper is more hype than real, met him a couple times, he came in to where I onced worked and brought a pair of bolt cutters, blow torch and chain....I know cos I helped him pick them out.
A local copper was talking to the store detective at the time and he nearly had a coronary as he had just been released a couple months before. He was on the phone calling in people when i had to advise him it was the props for his new book roflmao.
Very quiet fella, not a small guy, in any case hes rooted now he has cerosis of the liver through hepatitis. He refuses to go on the transplant list as he reckons there are more deserving people needing one rather than him.
Interesting fella.
He now lives in Victoria. Next to Phil! LOL hehehe
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 02, 2010, 11:25:29 AM
Chopper is more hype than real, met him a couple times, he came in to where I onced worked and brought a pair of bolt cutters, blow torch and chain... Negotiating tools  .I know cos I helped him pick them out.
A local copper was talking to the store detective at the time and he nearly had a coronary as he had just been released a couple months before. He was on the phone calling in people when i had to advise him it was the props for his new book roflmao.
Very quiet fella, not a small guy, in any case hes rooted now he has cerosis of the liver through hepatitis. He refuses to go on the transplant list as he reckons there are more deserving people needing one rather than him.
Interesting fella.
He now lives in Victoria. Next to Phil! LOL hehehe

FIFY   ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 02, 2010, 03:40:00 PM
Phil,

I saw this movie on TV! WTF!!!! Why would you let this guy run loose?
We can't get the movie or Reids book over here in the States.
Unbelievable!!!
Eric is a hell of an actor.

Only thing I could find on watching this here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_hmK-x3rBU&NR=1

PRETTY HARD CORE for us tender little americans!   ;D
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 02, 2010, 04:11:04 PM
Only thing I could find on watching this here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_hmK-x3rBU&NR=1

PRETTY HARD CORE for us tender little americans!   ;D
Damn! Not for the faint hearted and a lot less funny.
FQ13
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Woody on January 02, 2010, 05:05:42 PM
 A Brinks truck running on a Carbonizer. Wood and craps for fuel. Back to the future.
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 02, 2010, 05:29:28 PM
WOW...  Just finished watching the whole thing...  It's cool Bana got his car in the movie.  Don't believe I'd wanna ever meet "Chopper" for ANY reason!  While I was watching the movie I kept thinking.  "So if this guy and Charlie Manson were in a room together..."   :(
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 02, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
Content warning!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NYous_vZtY&feature=related
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: sledgemeister on January 02, 2010, 06:09:23 PM
WOW...  Just finished watching the whole thing...  It's cool Bana got his car in the movie.  Don't believe I'd wanna ever meet "Chopper" for ANY reason!  While I was watching the movie I kept thinking.  "So if this guy and Charlie Manson were in a room together..."   :(

Chopper cant abide criminals - he would pull off mansons head and deficate down his neck.

The real chopper! NB where he is located during the interview!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG90K9Oi4OM
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 04, 2010, 11:29:36 AM
Chopper cant abide criminals - he would pull off mansons head and deficate down his neck.

The real chopper! NB where he is located during the interview!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG90K9Oi4OM

BRILLIANT reporters!  One makes fun of his ears, the other called him a "toothless monster"!!!!  Making fun of this guy is akin to strapping on meatloaf underwear and walking through a tiger cage!
Title: Re: Ultimate vehicle choice for the apocalypse?
Post by: twyacht on January 04, 2010, 05:53:06 PM
MTFU!!!! ;)