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MikeBjerum

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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 12:26:52 PM »
Jdepietro,

We may seem like we don't care, but you are asking a bunch of senior citizens with kindergarten metalities for advice in an area where most of us can say "been there, done that, got the t-shirt or court papers to prove it."

I wish you the best, but we all screw up and live to fight another day.  Some of us learn to not make mistakes again, most of us learn how to cover them up, and I just don't let my wife have the keys to the gun room  ;D
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 12:27:32 PM »
Thanks for the kind  ::) words.

Yeah it is a performance center piece.

She is into guns (which actually makes this situation more scary  :-\) she carries a S&W M&P9c, loves that little devil. I don't think she will care about what I got but more so how I got it.

I guess I'll go make the couch comfy...
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 12:29:19 PM »
Give her the gun and tell her you couldn't sell the rifle so you decided to get something for her in trade.
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 12:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on December 04, 2009, 12:29:19 PM
Give her the gun and tell her you couldn't sell the rifle so you decided to get something for her in trade.

If he got it for her in trade, what is she still doing there?

I love it when mommy's gone and I can say stuff like that  ;D
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 12:47:35 PM »
Quote from: m58 on December 04, 2009, 12:32:23 PM
If he got it for her in trade, what is she still doing there?

I love it when mommy's gone and I can say stuff like that  ;D

I knew one of you smarties would say that.  I just didn't feel like rewriting it. ;)
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Re: I am in deep trouble
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 12:52:27 PM »
Quote from: m58 on December 04, 2009, 12:32:23 PM
If he got it for her in trade, what is she still doing there?

I love it when mommy's gone and I can say stuff like that  ;D

LOL that right there is funny!

If Mr. Bane is reading this here is a good idea for an episode of Best Defense Survival.
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2009, 04:28:30 PM »
You can put it in your stocking and act surprised when you pull it out on Christmas.  :)
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2009, 04:45:23 PM »
My dad taught me the 3 words that save a marriage.

I WAS WRONG

There are 3 backup words for when those don't quite work:

YOU WERE RIGHT

Hey, all women who like to shoot, like to shoot revolvers.

Good luck. Merry Christmas!
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2009, 08:36:19 PM »
Here's the plan.

Sneak it into the safe. Only take it out when she is around and paying attention. Rumage around in the safe for a bit then say,"Look what I found. I forgot I had this old thing."

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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2009, 08:26:39 PM »
Best Defense Survival should have a show on how to explain the new toy you just bought to your better half. I got a dirty look this one time that could put down a Bull Elephant. I bought an sks instead of fixing the AC in her car, i was proper f-ed. :(
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