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Teresa Heilevang

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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2009, 11:06:48 PM »
You guys are soooo pathetic!!!
 You spend more time trying to think up excuses and lies to cover your sorry asses than just  growing some 'nads' and telling the truth.. which was actually a very common sense buy in my opinion.. You will make up the money elsewhere on something else..that you lost on the sale of the gun that you couldn't really justify keeping around.
 simple as that... and ...................................
 you really need to rub her back... surprise her and have dinner ready when she gets home..and let her know how much you appreciate her when she least expects it..
 Like while she is doing something totally not sexual or romantic... a sudden "I love you" will give you TONS of mileage...   ;)

Now............I am going to copy and paste this whole thread in an email and send it to every woman that you all are married to or involved with..
 unless..........................................
unless.................................
any of you have any old purple or pink guns laying around you want to part with ... LOL

That might silence me for awhile.......... :-*

 ((And that is MOMMY BITCH to all of you who know me.. )) ;D ;D


oh.. and by the way... Marshal suddenly surprised me with a new Model 97 pump shotgun today.. all slicked up .. and everything...
 He is sooo sweet.. Cause I had one already.. it just wasn't really nice and new like this one was....
 I think it was supposed to be a surprise for me.. cause he looked really frightened when it came to the door..Like I wasn't supposed to see my new gun and spoil his surprise...
 He stuttered and stammered around and while I just stood there looking at him he thrust it in my direction and told me it was for me. 
 Weird.. that he would buy me another one.. I have 2 now and he has none..  :o

 What a good husband I have.. ;D



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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2009, 10:01:15 AM »
lol.  ;D

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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2009, 10:07:44 AM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on December 08, 2009, 11:06:48 PM
You guys are soooo pathetic!!!
 You spend more time trying to think up excuses and lies to cover your sorry asses than just  growing some 'nads' and telling the truth..

Incoming!!!!
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2009, 10:28:28 AM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on December 08, 2009, 11:06:48 PM
You guys are soooo pathetic!!!
 You spend more time trying to think up excuses and lies to cover your sorry asses than just  growing some 'nads'

There comes a point in life that we have spent so much time and energy growing back that which has been removed that we need a back up plan.  And that is the full story, Mommy Bobbit! 
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2009, 03:58:11 PM »
My wife likes to go out and light the range up with me, so when I get a new toy she gets a new toy. She stole my best .22 wheel gun and I probaly wont get it back. Dont show fear they will attack.
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Re: I am in deep trouble
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2009, 04:18:27 PM »
hahahahahaha~~~ Sometimes when I'm having a really stressful day.. I know all I have to do is come in here and dig around .. you guys make me laugh so much.. you are better than any drug or drink.. Just love you all to pieces...  :-*

Thanks for keeping me from going totally F'n crazy!!   ;D
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2009, 05:38:36 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on December 09, 2009, 04:18:27 PM
hahahahahaha~~~ Sometimes when I'm having a really stressful day.. I know all I have to do is come in here and dig around .. you guys make me laugh so much.. you are better than any drug or drink.. Just love you all to pieces...  :-*

Thanks for keeping me from going REALIZING I HAVE GONE  totally F'n crazy!!   ;D
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2009, 09:20:07 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on December 08, 2009, 11:06:48 PM


Now............I am going to copy and paste this whole thread in an email and send it to every woman that you all are married to or involved with..
 unless..........................................
unless.................................
any of you have any old purple or pink guns laying around you want to part with ... LOL

That might silence me for awhile.......... :-*

 ((And that is MOMMY BITCH to all of you who know me.. )) ;D ;D


 ;D


Your threats don't scare me......I married scary.....  ;)
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2009, 09:39:10 PM »
My wife is her sister.
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Re: I am in deep trouble
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2009, 02:04:31 PM »
My cousin in law just got a brand new Ruger LCP, and my cousin is about to have her one very soon. She used to have the attitude that "I won't carry a gun outside the house" and when he brought that gun home, she handles it, and says "I'd probably carry this gun. This would be perfect" His response was "If You'll carry it, I'll go out and buy another one!" And she wants to get her CHL now. SO he'll be buying another soon. She stole his Taurus 605 from him, and he really don't mind that much. ;D


Now I'M Single, so I don't have a wife to steal my guns that way (Not that I think I'd complain if I had a wife who liked guns enough to do that..... Hope I get that lucky, in fact.), or to have to explain purchases to....... I'm sure it'll happen soon enough. ;)



M'ette, did ya tell Marshall that if he's nice, he can play with your new shotgun sometimes too?  ;D
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