Women should not be able to drive take 2.

[Rastus]

It is definitely a gene thing...and we are there because of jeans so...we're stuck.   

I use the high priced synthetic oil in the wife's vehicles.  Twice the water pump went out (separate vehicles) and I got 45k more miles out of one of them and 75k outof the other before I could afford to change them out.  The first one actually ran so hot it stopped running...maybe twice.  I doubt I would have had the good fortune if I had been running standard oil which has limited high temperature performance.  On the second one there was a warped head that let antifreeze in the crankcase when it got cold....I added some grits to the radiator and voila'...no more problem.

But a thrown rod...man I hate to work on cars especially before the Holidays.

[tt11758]

My ex never changed her oil and I always had to do it. She never knew when her last oil change was or what her mileage was either and I kept asking. One time she went 35,000 miles before I checked it mysef. I told her if she blew the engine I wasn't buying her another car. Shortly after our divorce she was driving a Geo so I guess she blew it up.

This is the same woman who aired up her tires at a gas station to the maximum pressure the compressor had. One tire exploded with the belts seperating and blew the fender off. I checked one the other tires and my gauge broke. I used a special high pressure gauge and it pinned the needle on all three tires.

She was a blonde, wasn't she, Frank? 

[tt11758]

When the spousal unit and I were dating she came to me because her car was "making a funny noise".  It sounded like a Singer sewing machine.  I asked her when she had last checked her oil......she gave me a blank stare.  I asked when she had last CHANGED her oil....her response, "You've gotta CHANGE it?!?"

I calmly explained to her that if her car needed both oil and gas, but she had enough for only one of the two, she should put in  oil.  I explained that if her car quit running because it ran out of gas she could put in more gas and it would run again.  But, if it  stopped running because it ran out of OIL, she could pour oil into it until Hell turns Methodist and it ain't gonna run anymore.

Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy voice, the butt and the boobs, I SWEAR I wouldn't even bother TALKING to them.   

[shooter32]

Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy voice, the butt and the boobs, I SWEAR I wouldn't even bother TALKING to them.   

 



You might have a prolonged stay in the corner for that one tt.   

[Timothy]

Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy whatever..., the butt and the boobs.....    

Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman.......

[Sponsor]

[shooter32]

Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman.......

3 ft. tall and a flat head. 




 

[Timothy]

3 ft. tall and a flat head. 

 

I considered that but I don't drink anymore!

 

[tt11758]

You might have a prolonged stay in the corner for that one tt.   

That's ok, there's a fresh keg on the kegerator and I'll at least get some peace and quiet.   

[tt11758]

Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman.......

You forgot "nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store."

[tt11758]

Mom is SOOOO gonna have my ass for this thread!!