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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5490 on: May 15, 2022, 11:50:28 AM »
BREAKING NEWS

Grocery store clerk drives off robber with labeling gun.

Police on lookout for a man with a price on his head.
Will work for ammo
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5491 on: May 16, 2022, 08:30:51 AM »
BREAKING NEWS

Grocery store clerk drives off robber with labeling gun.

Police on lookout for a man with a price on his head.

Booooooooo!!!!!

Grownnnnn.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5492 on: May 17, 2022, 07:19:36 AM »
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years the job still sucks
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5493 on: May 23, 2022, 10:31:19 PM »
BREAKING NEWS

Grocery store clerk drives off robber with labeling gun.

Police on lookout for a man with a price on his head.

Groan. ::)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5494 on: July 04, 2022, 07:48:01 AM »
This looks about right to me.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5495 on: July 04, 2022, 11:05:06 AM »
Yeah, old Genocide Joe.  What loser.   

No doubt the election was stolen.  Soros's money bought judges and DA's for a decade before the election so they failed to act on the "irregularities" they say don't exist.

Some people did vote for the idiotic party candidate now attempting to become a dictatorial ruler.  It amazes me how dumb some people are...really, it does.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5496 on: July 06, 2022, 07:44:42 AM »
Some people did vote for the idiotic party candidate now attempting to become a dictatorial ruler.  It amazes me how dumb some people are...really, it does.

I have quit saying that in public as they seem to consider it a challenge. I thought we had reached the height of stupidity during O'bummers reign only to be proved wrong many times since.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5497 on: July 06, 2022, 07:52:52 AM »
I have quit saying that in public as they seem to consider it a challenge. I thought we had reached the height of stupidity during O'bummers reign only to be proved wrong many times since.

Oh, go ahead and say it anyway.  Whenever they let you know they are offended laugh in their face.  Ridicule is a very powerful weapon.  They may not respond to ridicule at the time...but it builds up over time.  Turning to another person near and saying something like, "Can you believe this dummy?" with a laugh, will further reinforce the ridicule. 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5498 on: August 03, 2022, 07:24:41 AM »
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