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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5660 on: October 18, 2023, 10:35:50 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5661 on: October 19, 2023, 08:35:44 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5662 on: October 19, 2023, 09:25:22 AM »
Why are Ferris Wheels made of steel?

‘Cause otherwise they’d be non-Ferris Wheels.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5663 on: October 19, 2023, 11:14:22 AM »
Why are Ferris Wheels made of steel?

‘Cause otherwise they’d be non-Ferris Wheels.

LOL

I heard that the inventor of the Ferris Wheel and the inventor of the Merry-Go-Round both lived in the same era....but never met because they traveled in different circles......  8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5664 on: October 19, 2023, 11:48:40 AM »
Why are Ferris Wheels made of steel?

‘Cause otherwise, they’d be non-Ferris Wheels.

That is definitely a DAD joke!!!!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5665 on: October 21, 2023, 03:24:31 PM »
What do you cl 262 Dummycraps swinging from the ends of ropes in Washington, D.C.?

A good start.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5666 on: October 21, 2023, 04:20:19 PM »
 :o
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5667 on: November 09, 2023, 12:38:43 PM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5668 on: November 09, 2023, 02:01:06 PM »
 :o :o :o :o :o  BUMPER BULLETS!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5669 on: November 09, 2023, 06:07:03 PM »
 :o
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

 

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