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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5800 on: March 07, 2024, 03:02:33 AM »


Downloaded in 720P to show my friends when I go up north. It should look good with my new LCD projector. I never bother with 1080p because my laptop is a POS.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5801 on: March 07, 2024, 03:08:49 AM »
Well done meme

I just had the sudden urge to listen to The 5th Dimension. :)
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5802 on: March 08, 2024, 11:56:52 PM »
New from G2 Research Ammunitions, the 40mm R.I.P. (Rest In Pieces) round.  ;D
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5803 on: March 10, 2024, 08:58:10 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5804 on: March 10, 2024, 11:44:46 PM »
Alf, I give that one a small LIKE and a big GROAN. That was my 1,000th Like. Yay! I like you! I really like you! ;D

I couldn't remember what show it was, but when Robot Chicken did one of their Star Wars episodes, the Emperor said, "What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?" ;D  When I searched for the part I quoted it came right up. I was thinking it was Peter Griffin on Family Guy who said it, and since this sounds like Glen Quagmire from Family Guy, I was close. This was a guest appearance by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. I had the right voice actor but the wrong show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5805 on: March 12, 2024, 05:39:37 AM »
I'm really slow with a lot of things.  That one I got!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5806 on: March 13, 2024, 09:08:14 AM »
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5807 on: March 14, 2024, 10:32:54 AM »
Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5808 on: March 14, 2024, 01:28:02 PM »
Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
 8)


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5809 on: March 14, 2024, 05:48:54 PM »
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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