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PegLeg45

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6100 on: July 13, 2025, 07:34:14 PM »
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6101 on: July 14, 2025, 03:07:18 PM »
Shot ICORE on Saturday
Will work for ammo
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6102 on: July 17, 2025, 08:30:09 AM »
Funny song that may hit home for some of us.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFdtdVJYmxU
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6103 on: Yesterday at 06:11:08 AM »
Here you go Peg....some wife jokes.

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie. Then dropped her off at her parent's house.

Husband: "I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months."   Lawyer: "Think about it once again.  Wives like that are hard to find."

My ex divorced me because she said I treated her like a maid. But even the judge agreed that she should keep the house.

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It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
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