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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2270 on: August 24, 2009, 06:47:24 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2271 on: August 24, 2009, 06:49:02 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2272 on: August 24, 2009, 07:05:05 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on August 24, 2009, 06:49:02 PM
Yep, She's back!


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2273 on: August 24, 2009, 07:21:51 PM »
Peg..........you have an uncanny way of seeing the future................................

ericire12..........all I can say is.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2274 on: August 24, 2009, 07:24:03 PM »
I'd pay good money to see that exchange.   :o
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2275 on: Today at 12:11:51 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2275 on: August 24, 2009, 07:53:11 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on August 24, 2009, 07:24:03 PM
I'd pay good money to see that exchange.   :o

I call the popcorn stand!  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2276 on: August 24, 2009, 08:41:15 PM »
I want the Beer concession (And HAZARITAS of course)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2277 on: August 24, 2009, 10:06:54 PM »
 Guess I'll have to settle for tickets  ;D
M'ette, try to drag it out a LITTLE longer than Joe Louis did against Max Shmelling.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2278 on: August 24, 2009, 11:17:34 PM »
Surely someone will want a soft drink. I call the Coke concessions.

I can't wait to see this one.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2279 on: August 25, 2009, 08:29:34 AM »
Quote from: Majer on August 24, 2009, 08:41:15 PM
I want the Beer concession (And HAZARITAS of course)

There is a license fee for commercial use.



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