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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2540 on: December 03, 2009, 04:41:54 PM »
An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2541 on: December 03, 2009, 05:35:19 PM »
This at home and he's screwing around?!?


Can anybody say WTF?!?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2542 on: December 03, 2009, 08:48:45 PM »
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?



They've both been clubbed by Norwiegans.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2543 on: December 03, 2009, 08:50:36 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on December 03, 2009, 05:35:19 PM
This at home and he's screwing around?!?


Can anybody say WTF?!?


have to agree with you on that one   

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2544 on: December 03, 2009, 09:14:41 PM »
As three business men were touring a big city following a long day of meetings two walked into a bar ... The third ducked  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2545 on: Today at 05:11:28 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2545 on: December 04, 2009, 12:31:14 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2546 on: December 04, 2009, 12:41:23 AM »
Quote from: m58 on December 03, 2009, 09:14:41 PM
As three business men were touring a big city following a long day of meetings two walked into a bar ... The third ducked  ;D

It would scare you if you knew how many times I had to read that to get it. :-[
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2547 on: December 04, 2009, 08:38:47 AM »
Quote from: tt11758 on December 03, 2009, 05:35:19 PM
This at home and he's screwing around?!?


Can anybody say WTF?!?

Hey if he's not interested, I've got a new house and a spare bedroom..... ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2548 on: December 04, 2009, 10:17:05 AM »
Quote from: JC5123 on December 04, 2009, 08:38:47 AM
Hey if he's not interested, I've got a new house and a spare bedroom..... ;D

Hell.......I'd sell my house and move to her! ( as long as it's a good gun state )
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2549 on: December 04, 2009, 10:22:25 AM »
Quote from: Texas_Bryan on December 04, 2009, 12:41:23 AM
It would scare you if you knew how many times I had to read that to get it. :-[

Me too, but my mind was still on the post by tt1178.  ;)
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