Classic joke thread...

[tombogan03884]

And still, somehow, we are shocked that you live alone 

Amazing isn't it   

[bulldog75]

Maybe its his attitude. I bet you dutch oven women too dont you.

[Bill Stryker]

First Christmas Joke of the Year


A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl

on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"


The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety

Violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the  back of

it."


The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, "Did

Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell

Santa the

dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

[tombogan03884]

Maybe its his attitude. I bet you dutch oven women too dont you.

How did you guess ? 

[Pathfinder]

Maybe its his attitude. I bet you dutch oven women too dont you.

Uh, someone want to fill in this clueless country boy as to just what the heck this means?

[Sponsor]

[Timothy]

Uh, someone want to fill in this clueless country boy as to just what the heck this means?

The letting of flatulence and then tucking your significant others head under the covers......

Rip a good one and hold her head under to appreciate the odiferous gases.....

[CDR]

The letting of flatulence and then tucking your significant others head under the covers......

Rip a good one and hold her head under to appreciate the odiferous gases.....

Charming move. 


I bet James Bond never did that to his girls.

[Pathfinder]

The letting of flatulence and then tucking your significant others head under the covers......

Rip a good one and hold her head under to appreciate the odiferous gases.....

Ew

[Timothy]

Ew

You asked!

 

[tombogan03884]

Charming move.  


I bet James Bond never did that to his girls.

The crazy part is, unlike Bond, my women don't USUALLY try to kill me.
Sometimes I wonder why  

My ex wife and I were laying in bed one night and I felt the urge, so I asked if if she'd like a Dutch Oven, She got all excited thinking I meant cast Iron cook ware      SOB was one of the NICER things she called me